Lisl Stadler

Owner of an ostrich farm in Wyoming where I live with my three children (Zwinky, Bubba, and Smithsonian), my trophy husband, and our pet shark, Buttons.

[Lisl Stadler @L_Tadler]

@GrowingupinSCN don't know how to send this your way, but feel you'd enjoy this Reddit thread: https://t.co/dTfUbcwykK

[Lisl Stadler @L_Tadler]

@JoashPThomas Also, what even is this question? "How do you know you wouldn't have been wrong and inhumane in the past?"

I don't know what I would have done. It doesn't change what is right now, though.

[Lisl Stadler @L_Tadler]

Put away your boners, bois!

[Pastor Mark Driscoll @PastorMark]

To the young man seeing the gal he knows he shouldn’t be seeing: She’s hot, but hell is hotter.

[Lisl Stadler @L_Tadler]

Just as Jesus wanted: his name blasted on the LEDs as the big drummer boys are hoisted over the audience like Peter Pan. #nevergrowup #peterpanchristian

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

How’s everyone’s weekend going?

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

You're gonna watch this video about sloths and think you know how it ends.

BUT YOU DO NOT.

[Lisl Stadler @L_Tadler]

I wonder how much of a church budget goes toward pastors taking people out for coffee.

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

#RealFanLetter: "Dear R.L. Stine, I used to have a small collection of your books. But my mother found them and made me throw them away."

[Lisl Stadler @L_Tadler]

FOLLOW R.L. STINE. #lifeadvice #ProTip

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

Thinking of you on Mother’s Day, Mom. We remember you before the face lift went so wrong.

[Lisl Stadler @L_Tadler]

Did the wine Jesus made give folks hangovers? #jesus #biblequestions #waterintowine

[Cher @cher]

Ok, GOING TO WORKOUT.
WHILE IM GONE, EVERYONE SEARCH 4 THEIR INNER CHILD.

[Lisl Stadler @L_Tadler]

@hlweiner @MLorenaGonzalez Her interview on #hacksandwonks came out today: https://t.co/ezAKfqKThi

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

#ThrowbackTuesday Most people don't know that I was head writer of Eureeka's Castle.

[Ben Smith @semaforben]

Washington Post EIC Marty Baron has told Post reporters to use "mob," not "protesters," to describe people storming capitol, a staffer tells me.

[Lisl Stadler @L_Tadler]

If #Community was filmed today, Pierce would get covid from participating in a Reformed Neo-Buddhist ceremony without a mask.

[Lisl Stadler @L_Tadler]

Made my morning.

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

This was the laugh I needed to start my day.

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

Alcohol Helps Americans Survive A Long Election Night https://t.co/ziJgoVaSyO

[John Gramlich @johngramlich]

Before this year, Barack Obama had the record for most votes ever received in a presidential election with 69,498,516 in 2008: https://t.co/YHSS2FGCs3. Both Joe Biden and Donald Trump have now exceeded that total: https://t.co/tnXqiWyje9.

[Lisl Stadler @L_Tadler]

@catpoopburglar @sandi89701936 @steve_vladeck "I can confirm there are an irrational number of Trump representatives in that room."

[Lisl Stadler @L_Tadler]

lolz

[Lisl Stadler @L_Tadler]

I don't think it really matters to contradict Trump directly (speaking truth to power doesn't really matter - they probably know it) but for your relatives who believe what he generally says:

#Election2020

[Melissa Santos @MelissaSantos1]

The secretary of state -- chief election official -- in Georgia is indeed a Republican.