Dude couldn’t figure out why the gas station attendant wasn’t coming to pump his gas… until he saw him carefully pulling a splinter out of a stray dog’s paw. ❤️
when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious
today we swam in the Mediterranean and ate paella and drank an entire liter of sangria and fell asleep on the beach and I’m so in love that I might throw up