Lindsey

Emergency medicine. 💉 Travel Nurse.

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@edanggg It’s a vibe 😌

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@RyanHomes1948

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@RyanHomes1948

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I’ll just tweet these one by one. @RyanHomes1948 since y’all wanna ignore DM’s.

For those of you on my other social media, sorrrrrry. The petty is strong with these folks.

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@RyanHomes1948 guess y’all thought I was finished.

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@K_Loucka The WORST

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@cassidychasee_ I loveeeee youuuu. Text meeee

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@RyanHomes1948 it would actually be great if someone would respond to my warranty request on my two week old, new construction request.

Person. Robot. Carrier pigeon. The bar is really low at this point.

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@RyanHomes1948 @jdblackham That would imply your customer service center answers phone calls or emails. Spoiler alert: they don’t 🙃

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@DJ_LOGIK_ @Sara_Smiles6 This is not solid advice 😂

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Not the man at @BestBuy telling me to watch my nails when I was lifting a tv 🥺🥺

I know that’s right 💅🏽

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Sitting in a restaurant eating & listening to this human be displeased with absolutely everything from the food to the service....

PSA. You can cook at home. 🗣🗣🗣

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Other traveler: hey do you want to work for me on Monday?

Me- No. No I don’t. *walks off*

One day maybe I will have some chill. But not today.

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@edanggg I will Venmo you right now 😂

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@ZachJonesMD You more than likely call me “are you the nurse for room xyz” anyways 🙃

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@DarlingMsAshley It would be the ideal world. Mostly the one in which we could take a day off when sick without fear of repercussion. But coming to work and wearing a mask is better than nothing I guess 😅

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@DarlingMsAshley Not to sound like I’m being smart...but healthcare providers have quite literally been asking that of people every flu szn 😅 wear a mask. Cover your mouth when you cough. Wash your hands. Stay home if you’re sick.

Amazing what happens when we follow those guidelines 😆

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Oprah wants to know why Harry’s dad stopped taking his calls.

Not Harry being too polite to say “because my dads a piece of shit” 🙃

It’s okay. We already know.