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[BlockedByBron @BronCFC]

I mean it's soft but still a good 3 inches, He def 8-10 hard

[Harrison Faigen @hmfaigen]

Oh noooo. I just imagined Austin having to break the news 😭

Austin: “Bronny. Buddy, come here, i have to tell you something”

Bronny: “is it a ice cweam twip”

Austin: “No buddy. I’m sorry... Your dad informed the Lakers he is going to continue his career elsewhere”

Bronny: *runs off in tears* “NOOO MY DAD GOT TWADED”

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Shout out to Charlie Kirk for finally not saying anything racist on Juneteenth. What a turning point

[🇯🇲 Mar @Kirbityy]

NIGGA TOO DAMN BUSY THINKING ABOUT FUCKING LR TURLES

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

If McCain played for any other team he'd be a lovable scrappy dog. But now he's just Hitlers corgi

[Thorn 🕊️ @FxckChelon]

@RyB_311 Them demons gonna be raping Presti every day for eternity for this man he sold his soul

[Vincent Hanna @PoloSportJosh]

Dicksucking ass niggas were having wet dreams about Bron blowing a 3-0 lead

[zinzy°🐻 @zinzy_js]

Banchero took my lottery pick but gave me a competitive game vs Detroit

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[The Grayzone @TheGrayzoneNews]

NBA star Stephen Curry’s ties to Israeli intelligence exposed

The league’s all-time three-point leader has begun quietly pouring tens of millions into tech ventures owned and operated by Israeli spies

Via @NateB_Panic
https://t.co/OChJKxS0Qk

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

NBA broadcast left the mic on when Jimmy Butler got injured 😭

Jimmy Butler: “That looks nasty huh”

Buddy Hield: “getcho ass up, we need you”

Jimmy Butler: “Shut ya b*tch ass up… oh my knee”

[RaisinBran @LaBrells]

Left @FaZeClan

[WhosBreezy @WhosBreezyUK]

@KingJames @RomeTrav HE DONT GOT INTERNET

[RaisinBran @LaBrells]

Kids get slimed out everyday in gaza but not like yall really care tho

[em @asl4ua_ow]

https://t.co/pTyMrNhHZl