Linda Rodriguez

A Gemini and her Weimaraner walk into a bar...

[crys; 🏈 @crystalscuor]

dudes will cheat on their beautiful wives yet stay loyal to an nfl team like the jets lol

[Linda Rodriguez @LaEmperatizz]

@RachLear 🙊

[Linda Rodriguez @LaEmperatizz]

Me: “Would you like to prebook your lash fill appt?”

Client: “No, I’m just getting lashes for this event. I wont need a fill”

Me:

[Linda Rodriguez @LaEmperatizz]

@RachLear @SenorXerxes Either you got it or you don’t 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Linda Rodriguez @LaEmperatizz]

@RachLear #matchmadeinheaven #thetea #shareandtell

[jeni ♡ @thepisceanaura]

the feminine urge to appear in his dreams

[Linda Rodriguez @LaEmperatizz]

This worked on me.

[REG•U•L8 @DJReguL8]

Answer the phone
The streets are calling
🤣

[Linda Rodriguez @LaEmperatizz]

Ross was the worst #friends character.

[Linda Rodriguez @LaEmperatizz]

@DJReguL8 @RachLear @jenniferryyyan @grizzlyxcii @TFOPW 📠

[Linda Rodriguez @LaEmperatizz]

@jenniferryyyan I just- 😍

[Linda Rodriguez @LaEmperatizz]

@jenniferryyyan You sho cute mamas 😘

[REG•U•L8 @DJReguL8]

100 likes and I’ll live stream a set.

[Linda Rodriguez @LaEmperatizz]

Yo, your dad picking you up from a party? #youfeelsafe

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

Remember heels?

[Linda Rodriguez @LaEmperatizz]

Pushing my at home spin bike in front of a mirror like the gym. Game changer. Shmexy rides 😏

[Linda Rodriguez @LaEmperatizz]

@jenniferryyyan Molly and I have binged half the season and are only stopping cause its 2 in the morning 🙃

[Linda Rodriguez @LaEmperatizz]

Mkay. Finally watching #Bridgeton. Let’s see...

[Linda Rodriguez @LaEmperatizz]

30 minute dance party with my pupper. Great second work out 😜

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I like thinking of how many times Trump has reached for his phone to try and tweet something, and then remembered...