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[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

http://t.co/lT0TpKAx0b How to write Icelandic: 1) Put a dictionary in a blender 2) Blend 3) Pour onto table. 4) Voila!

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

I have no beef with vegetarians. http://t.co/zknkQHGtqW

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

Woke up and saw my shadow and it looked fat. Six more weeks of self-loathing. http://t.co/krrl2j7Hc5

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

http://t.co/Hsh8g7ZKp1 Hey, people who upload full movies to YouTube, get a life! Also, thank you!

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes everywhere. http://t.co/a8mxhRAJX9

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

http://t.co/4Qrk6ymjwk Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/QdmfnF4WiS

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/T2Prl3mvmb

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

http://t.co/Ur9AuL87aa Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

http://t.co/mvglFF0f Liked the 3 day weekend? Try not having a job, it's a 365 day weekend.

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

Hi welcome to Hollister, would you like a flashlight? http://t.co/pNO6sgT6

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

LOL, this high friend I use to know is showing everything on Y! messenger. hurry add [email protected]

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

http://t.co/Kq5XIThR If the car in front of me were moving any slower, it'd be Paris Hilton's thought process.

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

Freebie cards. Don't hold off a moment. Here's the link http://t.co/nLLNlotd Currently 203 available!

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

Apple Corporation is giving out gift cards! Don't hold off any time. Here is link - http://t.co/yEGrGoIS Just 297 more.

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I bet Lady Gaga covers herself in glue and just rolls around in random objects. http://t.co/DR9HThC3

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People never point out how awesome Meth is for weight loss. http://t.co/9KP3Bf39

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

If you're a douchebag, it's so easy to find the right hat. http://t.co/DHL8OHIc

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

Let me put things into perspective for you. persp(things)ective http://t.co/xK338vLh

[manu cintas quiles @LaNecora]

http://t.co/iVWQh0GL Pretty cool how money could literally solve all my problems.