I want a husband i want to say stuff like “its nice how all the cars are napping together when they’re in parking lot” to a guy who thinks about killing me sometimes
No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them
"I take him to parties."
"Parties?"
"Yes, because the point with a bat is that it doesn't really get lively till the evenings, so it's a shame to leave it and go off..."