Shirley Fekkos

Whomever said diamonds are a girl's best friend, never drank wine.

[Shirley Fekkos @LaShurl]

Poppin

[vajenna @jdduckworth]

@lashurl “@Laughbook: I like to hold my cat up in the air and sing “The Circle of Life.””

[Shirley Fekkos @LaShurl]

@mlang78 4S shipped today. #peeingmyself

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#Halloweenie

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Balls deep in face muscles. #anatomyschmatomy

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2 HOURS FREE DRINKS. #Makers #salkdjflaskdjgklsdjglkjflgkjalksdjlaskjdglkjdg

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I pierced my face. #tacklebox

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@mlang78 @minni22 I'm sure it was the same #Clydesdale that creeped in our basement that time.....

[Shirley Fekkos @LaShurl]

Roses are Brown,
Violets are Brown,
.......Quit shitting in my garden!!

[Shirley Fekkos @LaShurl]

"If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good." #drsuess

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Ben is the new bachelor! #Imsigningup

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I refuse to go in public until school starts back. #toomanysnotnosedkids

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@mlang78 hi! #whereismyfran? #mermermer

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@jdduckworth I'm so bummed I missed your 'ol stanky butt. Plz come back soon. We need some git 'r done beer followed by acrobatics!

[Shirley Fekkos @LaShurl]

Obsessed: http://t.co/UPkKy8Z #meow