Laura Stewart

People who think they're cool usually aren't. But, for example, I dont think I'm that cool so obviously I am

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

The wait for a table will be 45 minutes. Kristen: that's fine, I have no plans till Wednesday @kyuschak @MollieRehner #blessedyearyet

[Daenerys Targaryen @Daenerys]

The only thing worse than Monday's are Lannisters

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Connor Cook has 14 20-yard comp, 326 pass YPG in 3 games vs Top 15 opponents. #TheBearFacts

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

Best sign of gameday today: Urban Meyer drinks pumpkin spice lattes

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

Why is Alice Cooper on gameday?! #notappropriate

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

@AJ_Marin have you seen this?!? http://t.co/VF00vbVDCW I can't believe they're doing another one! So much to live up to.

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

Beautiful day to find the #blackhawksbike

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

Dear God, please don't let Ebola in my hospital. AMEN

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

How I roll #wasabi

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

To eat or not to eat this weird piece of candy I found at work...

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

Almost puked on a patient for the first time today from doing oral care #notsexual #crustymouth #barf

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

You suck Ebola face #newfavoriteinsult

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

Saw a guy peeing on a tree on my walk to work today #TGIF

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

Note to self, late night benchmark = old country buffet @MollieRehner repeat next week?

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

Turns out it's not that easy to eat Subway while driving

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

First game of the season!! Go green :)

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

FOOTBALL!!!

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I made one tiny mistake. I wore women's clothes

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

I'm rich!! Who wants to party!?!

[Laura Stewart @LaStew]

“@ShakespeareSong: Thou art descending. I doth proclaim, "Timber!"” @MollieRehner