Susan Testa

Lawyer, hairstylist, motherfucking Renaissance woman.

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

@KeithOlbermann @KeithOlbermann I need puppy pix of Kit, please!!

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

@atrupar

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

@ProjectLincoln @gtconway3d #FatElvis

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

@pattonoswalt OUTSTANDING Blade Runner pull. R for Replicant.

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

@lawindsor @Acyn @IngrahamAngle

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

Tina Turner and Rod Stewart - Hot Legs - 1981 https://t.co/nYfnEa81Yx via @YouTube

RIP QUEEN

[Oliver Willis @owillis]

The right has gone from saying a woke transgender friendly military is too weak to defend the country to saying transgender people are all dangerous terrorists. Fucking idiots.

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

So I need to find a version with better sound; but GODDAMN that made my old ass happy. I whooped when Ice came out.

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

@georgehahn Oh it’s very real, and very pathetic

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

know who isn't guilty of seditious conspiracy? the email lady

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

I’m gonna be channeling THIS bitch for 2023
https://t.co/k85N8NWyzf

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

Indeed, Olbermann. Indeed.

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Eat shit, @GOP

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

When I learned incandescent feminine rage could be beautiful. (Btw you can’t find the SNL version of this because Lorne Michaels is a punk bitch.)

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

https://t.co/6EmGMnQ0Na

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

Just to remind you all that Stevie will fucking curse you right to your fucking face in front of thousands and look fab during.

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

https://t.co/531xley7Mx

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS: Every time you sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew who HATES everything you stand for. It was you and people like you that inspired every angry word of that song! SO FUCK OFF!

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

Here’s a picture of my funny looking little cat because he’s funny looking.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

How can I put this best.

The midterms are the Battle of Isengard. We have to defeat Saruman to have any hope of defeating Sauron in 2024.

Are we clear?

[Susan Testa @LaTestaPurple]

Bday nails, bday cupcakes, bday candles. It takes more than a pandemic, an insurrection, the threat of nuclear war and weekly massacres to take down a Testa. YOU LOSE, YOU FUCKS, I MADE IT ANOTHER YEAR.