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[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

KPS Gill was a patriot. He saved India. We should be perpetually grateful to him.

People are complicated. No human is 100% good or bad. Even the finest humans have personal flaws. Were there undocumented killings, including of cops by cops in Punjab? Yes. Were there human rights abuses yes. But that in no way negates the fact that KPS saved India. Every conversation about him does not need to be caveated. If you insist on the caveats, you also need to insist on caveats to Sutlej.

Let’s also be clear, Khalra did fight for human rights. But let’s be equally clear he was a funded stooge of terrorists who actively colluded with them and did their over ground work.

A “fair” movie (if that even exists) would show all those sides. Should the movie be banned? No. Why? Because it went unnoticed and the ban has created a Streisand effect. That said, the film maker hasn’t lost any money, he’s got his payday. Only the OTT lost money. The film maker is not deterred the OTT is. Diljit also got paid his “acting fees”. You want to deter Diljit - actively pirate all his songs and videos without consequences & ensure record companies incur massive losses. Ditto the film maker.

Also there is no “Khalistan” movement- just a bunch of drug peddlers trying to use terms like “political dissent” to get asylum abroad.

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

Watch the doctor's reaction when she's hit by that goon corporator.

She goes completely blank.

The exams, sleepless nights & sacrifices it took to become a doctor probably flashed before her eyes.

That thug belongs behind bars for a long time!

[Ex-Muslim Mohammed Shoaib @ShoaibIND]

Free palastine Saarr 🚬🥀

[Revolutionary Monk @RevolutionMonk]

Argentina 🇦🇷 0 - Egypt 🇪🇬 2 until the 79th minute.

How did Messi and his team manage to win 3-2?
Who made the impossible possible?

The answer is...
Har Har Mahadev !

[VARAHA WARRIOR @VarahaWarrior]

Egypt lost ❌
Argentina Won ✅
Umar Khalid is still in Jail ✅
Sharjeel Imam is still in jail ✅

Hail to supreme God Lord Vishnu 🙏🏿

[Ajay Jadeja @AjayJadeja171]

First 79 minutes, is like 7th October, they were celebrating

Last 21 minutes, is like 8th October, they were crying after Argentina's retaliation

BTW, Muslim had a history of early celebrations, but at the end they cry 🤪

[Muji Singh Rangi @mujifren]

First in my bloodline to see a feminist openly defending a rapist

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

Argentine fans waved an Israeli flag at Egypt's coach after Argentina's 3–2 win. He lost his temper and took it out on a photographer.

The same coach proudly waved the Palestinian flag after Egypt beat Australia.

If you're going to dish it out, be prepared to take it. Don't start something you can't handle.

[Shehzad Jai Hind (Chowkidar as per INC ecosystem) @Shehzad_Ind]

Disgusting to the core

After 150 abuses directed at PM Modi personally & at his mother, family & samaj - now Congress stoops even lower and doesn’t shy away from dragging another woman- that too from a host nation at the time of a foreign visit

Congress essentially hates a chaiwala OBC PM so much that every line of decency & decorum is open to being breached. This is “Ghatiyapan Ki Dukaan”

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

Egypt Coach acting like a Terrorist on Football Pitch. Threatening Messi

FYI, He is a Hamas Supporter and was displaying their flag in their previous game

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

You'll never see them this upset, angry, and frustrated for India. Never ever.

You'll always see them reacting like this for all the Islamic countries....

And then they say, "Don't question our patriotism."
Why shouldn't we?

[Danish Kaneria @DanishKaneria61]

Jai Mata Di!

#Messi

[Hindutva Knight @HPhobiaWatch]

There is no Allah but Lionel Messi

[Panchjanya @epanchjanya]

हमारी भाषा का लगभग 50% हिस्सा संस्कृत से आया है। हमारे बहुत से नाम संस्कृत के हैं।

मैंने अपना DNA टेस्ट करवाया और मुझे पता चला कि मुझमें भारतीय DNA है।

जब भी मैं कोई संगीत सुनता हूँ, खासकर भारतीय संगीत, तो मेरा शरीर अपने-आप थिरकने लगता है।

हमारी सभ्यता और संस्कृति पर भारतीय सभ्यता का गहरा प्रभाव है।

: प्रबोवो सुबिआंतो, इंडोनेशिया के राष्ट्रपति

[Lakshay Mehta @lakshaymehta08]

A man lights a cigarette while sitting in a cab.

CAB DRIVER: Sir, did you ask me before lighting a cigarette? Smoking is not allowed in my car.

MAN: Why should I ask you? It’s not your car, it’s a taxi. You can’t just say smoking isn’t allowed 😳

DRIVER: I am cancelling the ride. I don’t want your money. Please get out of my car. I’m a taxi driver, not your servant 😠

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

In Egypt, Coptic Christians make up 10-15% of the population, but they are not allowed to be part of the national team, and even local clubs refuse to let them play. Only Muslims can play.

This is apartheid.

[Sameer @BesuraTaansane]

Phatichar Pidiot sharing old video to farm engagements

[Desi king @DesiKing_]

We play different kind of football.

[Office Of Vijay Patel @VijayGajeraO]

Magsaysay Award winner Ravish Kumar is sitting with the same Sanjay Rajoura, and he is making fun of Shree Ganesha.

People in Maharashtra celebrate Ganesh Utsav on a large scale, where Abhijit Dipke is living.