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I mean you’re not wrong???

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Americans are the dumbest creatures on this planet

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Fine dining is an Olympic sport that I’m severely untrained for lmao

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Seattle:

• one of the richest cities in world history
• can’t find money to keep schools open
• can’t find money to keep libraries open on weekends
• can find money to give cops 15% raises on their 6 figure salaries

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Wish I could be dancing under the disco shark this weekend 🤧

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Lmaoooo got asked if my hair was for the Lenten season ☠️ and if I was going to dye it red for Good Friday ☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂

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I need a new job so I can afford a second dog ☠️

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RIP to my fave palm trees in the city 😢

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lol listening to a swiftie try and explain why they think she’s a great artist is the funniest thing in the world 🥱🤣

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Hahahaa TIL condensed milk has way more lactose than regular milk which makes logical sense, but I just didn’t think anything of it 💩

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But also preserving weird shit that Vu texts me ☠️😂

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Rereading my old tweets is just reliving previous shower or commuting thoughts lmao

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Company 🚩🚩🚩: nobody dresses up for Halloween

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The rope drop for Isetan is unparalleled lmaooo

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Vacation hookah just hits different 😶‍🌫️

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Frantically googling what to do when the Niku separation anxiety kicks in 😩🐺

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Idk why people say Pap smears suck cause blood draws are like 10x worse

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Wondering if my apartment cares if I snip some of the hydrangeas outside 😂 they’re so pretty and I want them in my house

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What do you call road rage except it’s when you’re walking on a sidewalk 😤😂 looking at you amazonians, I see your blue badges 🙄

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The blue angels are high key more annoying than random fireworks 🙄