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♨️✏️ you can't stop the waves but you can learn to surf #tmi #stiches #salesianum2013 #moravian2017✏️♨️

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I like old ppl on social media bc they just post shit photos and more focused on whose in the photo than how it looks. Taking it back to the simpler times without portrait mode and ass and titty shots.

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@SUBWAY Fuck you subway

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@gunterhibson I'll let you know if I'm ever in Bethlehem. Bc I don't really picture you coming to new England. But hey your always welcome

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I challenge @gunterhibson to a cooking show down. I see you cheffing up some good shit bitch I wanna challenge you too a cook off. Do it live via Instagram loser has to do what the champion decides. No butt stuff, tehe 🥴

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Seeing all these highlights from rolling loud got me big sad

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@DonnieCS Yeah it'll be done by 2050 don parmesan

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I'm gonna throw hands with my nurse recruiter I swear to fucking god

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People suck if you think people suck, there's a lot of strangers doing a lot of cool things and saying funny shit just pay attention.

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Fuck fuck fuck goose, I wish I was at rolling loud 🔊😭😭😭

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You could heat up a big pile of shit at work and there will still be one coworker saying "ooo that smells good, what's that!??"

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Yelling GET OUT ME SWAMP at the mosquitoes in my shower>>>

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I'm not playing with myself, sometimes you gotta put yo hands fully in ur pants to get ur d and bs in the same page

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Honestly I thought Bernie Mac made the song "just a friend" when I was younger. Rip to biz though damn diabetes gotchall.

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First I'm scrolling through Instagram than all of a sudden I'm buying organic protein online 🙃

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Anyone who thinks competitive eating isn't a sport obviously has never trained for a competition 🤷‍♂️😤🤫

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Let me see that bottom of yo face gurllll

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@David_McT Sounds like you're the real winner

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I just be making up lyrics to songs long enough that I think they're the actual lyrics

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Hey I'm on a podcast called no thought required it's on Spotify episode 18 listen if you want just a couple of white people talking about nothing important

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@gunterhibson Fuck joey chestnut hes a cheater. Matt stoney all day 💯

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I know it's good to share the things that bother you to lessen the load but I'm like an open book. Like I pick up ppl on Lyft and am like welcome to my Chariot of problems probably didn't think you'd be my mock therapist this evening #5stars