Elcroco

Elcroco found you. Not the other way around.

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@ItsOpuk Good morning

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One day i paid a courtesy visit to the residence of a childhood friend whose family had already achieved a level of wealth that allowed visitors to drink juice without first asking for permission.

On this particular afternoon, the friend's mother decided that the guests deserved a proper meal and announced that chicken and rice would be appearing on the menu.

However, there was one small complication.

The household had recently employed a new househelp whose probation period was still very much active. As a result, the mother personally took charge of the operation.

Sources indicate that she carefully prepared everything, seasoned the chicken with military precision, marinated it, and left it resting briefly while she attended to other matters.

Unfortunately, while the commander was away from the battlefield, an unsanctioned operation was launched.

Upon her return, she discovered that the newly recruited househelp had thoroughly rinsed all the marinated chicken under running water and was sitting peacefully nearby, completely unaware that she had just committed a culinary coup d'état.

Witnesses report that the woman froze for several seconds as she attempted to process what had occurred.

The chicken, which had spent valuable time absorbing spices and flavor, had effectively been returned to factory settings.

The househelp, meanwhile, appeared convinced that she had performed an act of cleanliness worthy of recognition.

What followed was a mixture of disbelief, laughter, and emergency damage control as the entire marination exercise had to be repeated from the beginning.

To this day, I maintain that the chicken and rice were excellent.

But the real delicacy served that afternoon was the laughter.

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@OmwambaHSC Nairobi

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Brad Pitt has 6 children. Of which 5 have already removed the surname "Pitt" from their names.

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@Uncle254_ Guzeni

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@perkmaybe I'm here

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@OmwambaHSC Eve and adam children married each.

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if i tell you the truth, you can't handle it

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If sex is a basic need, how have Catholic priests spent their entire lives without it? 🤔

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Uganda is africa's largest banana producer

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I've come to the conclusion that human satisfaction is probably one of the rarest things on earth.

You save up for months to buy a phone. The day you finally get it, your brain immediately starts campaigning for earbuds.

You buy the earbuds. Suddenly a smartwatch becomes an urgent national priority.

You get the smartwatch. Then your shoes start looking like evidence from a historical archive.

The cycle continues.

It's almost as if the human brain runs on a subscription model where new desires are automatically generated every month whether you requested them or not.

Which is why I sometimes wonder:

Has there ever been a human being who woke up one morning, looked around, and genuinely said, You know what? I have enough. I don't need anything else."

Because from my observations, the wishlist never ends.

It simply updates itself.

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So there's this woman in my neighbourhood who is older than me but looks younger. We became friends about a month ago while working on a project together. I've visited her place a few times and found out she has 2 kids, so I mentally put her in the friend zone and moved on.

Recently we've been talking more and hanging out more frequently. Yesterday I was at her house and at some point she touched my crotch area it seemed like it could have been accidental so I let it go.

Later I asked for a cup of tea and she went to the kitchen. After a while she called me in to help with something. When I got there we were standing inches apart and there was no obvious reason she needed help. When I asked what was wrong, she bent over and pushed her ass into my crotch. I fold grabbed her waist and she started moving against me. I was very aroused but something made me pull back. I told her I'd wait for the tea in the sitting room and left.

She brought the tea, we talked for about 3 more hours like nothing happened, then I left.

The thing is I'm not even sure how I feel about her beyond friendship. I don't know if I should address what happened, let it go, or what. What would you do?

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27 to 33 will humble you fast

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@UTDTrey 6-0

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@perkmaybe Let's go

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@User01KE Weka

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@elonmusk Happy fathers Day, thanks for love animation in the like button.

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@TRobinsonNewEra @Keir_Starmer Trump called it before Starmer himself. politics at its most theatrical. Time will tell if it's the right call for Britain.