Teddy

Coroner’s Assistant and Fact Checker.

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

I've been thinking, why so many or our ER patients die. There's one particular nurse who faints at the slightest boo-boo's. I'm not saying who...@SassyNurseAgnes Know what I mean?

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

Someone made a colossal boo-boo. Two days wasted because somebody mixed up the envelopes. Just ashes and complex clockwork mechanisms.

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

There is left over Peanut Butter all over the inside of my Lab Coat. Christ, Dan! What the fuck? Someone made a colossal boo-boo.

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

@blofeld_79 @thelaughingdirt @DrSamLoomis1031 @Cochran_Hater emm, who's this nicely shaven head man?

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

@SassyNurseAgnes Honey, it ain't so safe working in the Lab these days.

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

Despite what everyone thinks, I never slept with Dan Challis. #RareDiseaseDay

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

@Cochran_Hater Liar, bye.

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

@CochranFU1 Oh my God, you are sooo cute! I could just pinch you.

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

I made Dan his favorite breakfast for #NationalPancakeDay It's been sitting in the doctor's lounge all day untouched. He must be over at Charlie's getting shit faced, or something.

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

What's this little crumpled up valentine card? Haven't gotten one of these since grade school. Aww, it's from @CochranFU1 em, he's soooo cute!

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

@Cochran_Hater Oh, you and That hand!

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

@Cochran_Hater Liar, bye.

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

Hi ya, hun. @Cochran_Hater I left ya a little Valentines Day present in the doctor's lounge. Hope ya like ;)

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

What is all this sticky shit on this blood sample? Ughh.

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

@SheriffDunsmur Another, two days wasted because somebody mixed up the envelopes.

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

Someone made a colossal boo-boo. The envelope for that last patient, that blew up in the parking lot, got sent to Donald Trump Jr.'s Apartment.

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

@Cochran_Hater Look, Challis, check that one out yourself.

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

Dr. Castle stoped in, so nice of him to ask me out for a drink.

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

Sure was a nice thought, Dan had. Bringing me dinner last night. To bad he passed out. He was holding a paper bag, and it was a can of chef boyardee ravioli. I just warmed it up for lunch.

[Teddy @Lab_Coat_Chic]

@Cochran_Hater Darling, you didn't get that far. In fact, you passed out on my front lawn, under that big maple tree.