Lábándélé Òníòroró

A search for a nameless thing.

[Lábándélé Òníòroró @Labandele]

“I cannot find anybody capable of producing a solution to the suffering masses of this country. The most unfortunate thing is that the much talked about civilian regime is going to be worse than the military administration.” -Chief Níyì Òníòrorò, The Country is Hard, 1968.

[Gifted~Giftie @gifterupre]

While we’re going to bed with our eyes closed (not like we’re closing fully),these people, humans, are still in the bush. Until we’re freed from every forms of bandits (those in the bush and in government), the struggle continues.
Thank you every conscious Nigerians.

Day 3 ✅

[Lábándélé Òníòroró @Labandele]

They say that before you japa, you need to have a plan. I agree, but you see, if you need to continue to live in this country, you need 4 plans.

It is ridiculous what those plans are.

[Lábándélé Òníòroró @Labandele]

@enyinna_ 😂

Indeed

[Lábándélé Òníòroró @Labandele]

Wholesome interaction cracked me up

[Lábándélé Òníòroró @Labandele]

This one is "I old pass my neighbour" lol

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

So there are people on this platform who never saw BankPHB, Oceanic Bank, Skye Bank, Equatorial Trust Bank.

Lots of babies on this platform. More reason not to argue with everyone.

The other day, some were arguing that spaghetti was never sold for N150.

[Lábándélé Òníòroró @Labandele]

Borderline realist

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

“Whether Nigeria gets better or doesn’t get better, I’m perfectly okay. Infact …”

- Keji Giwa

[Lábándélé Òníòroró @Labandele]

@NurJamiu 😂

[Lábándélé Òníòroró @Labandele]

Womanising is not as expensive as cocaine then.

[Y.O. @yojora]

Sometimes you’ll go to shitta, see exotic cars parked for days cos their owners dropped them as deposits for cocaine and other drugs.

[Lábándélé Òníòroró @Labandele]

@Yemihazan It was always there, saying yes to our dreams

[Lábándélé Òníòroró @Labandele]

He always sets the pace with innovation

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Amotekun was our stop-gap for State Police. Lagos didn't join because Tinubu didn't want Amotekun. FG should stop wasting our time and stop asking the IG of Police to establish State Police"

- Governor Seyi Makinde sends a strong message to President Tinubu

[Wolfie 🐺 @TheIgboWolf]

Who is this Nigerian aunty chewing up racism 😂😂

[Lábándélé Òníòroró @Labandele]

Broke people in the US: I was homeless so I lived in my car. Bath in the gym very early.

Broke people in Nigeria: Can be killed any moment by hunger, terrorists or the police.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

This country shocks me every day. Every day, I am shocked. How will people in the world see this and not be scared of us? What is this?

[Lábándélé Òníòroró @Labandele]

@Emarged Godliness because of gain is vain. ~The Bible.

[Lábándélé Òníòroró @Labandele]

What's the update on the 416 people kidnapped in Borno in March?

[👳🏾‍♂️Mufti Of Ilorin Online 👳🏾‍♂️ @Adamthallith]

Students and teachers were kidnapped in Ogbomosho. One of the teachers was beheaded on camera and the video circulated online. Other teachers and students are allegedly being tortured and abused with fire and canes, and their videos are also on the internet.

I checked the official social media pages of the Nigeria’s top political leaders.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu has not said anything about it.

Kashim Shettima is posting about a ceremony involving Yakubu Gowon.

Godswill Akpabio is posting about his re-election.

The Presidency’s official page is posting about tax laws.

And APC is still conducting primary elections nationwide.

Sometimes it genuinely feels like the lives of ordinary Nigerians no longer move the people in power.

Children and teachers are in captivity, families are in pain, people are terrified, yet the country keeps moving like nothing happened.

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

terrorism-related deaths in Afghanistan since 2025 till date: 486

terrorism-related deaths in Nigeria since 2025 till date: 4,654 deaths linked to armed groups and over 3,000 kidnappings.

Nigeria is actually worse than Afghanistan.

[Lábándélé Òníòroró @Labandele]

@dodoo_darling Reading should make people ask questions, not be a didactic piece

[Precious R. XII @PreciousJakeR]

Hi,

I'm a Nigerian game dev, and we made this at @Raven_illusion set in Lagos,
Adventurers: Mobile

Available on playstore and Appstore

[Evelyn AnitE @Anite__Evelyn]

@AfricaFactsZone, Thank you for bringing this up. First, it's true I took back my ambulance & I have no apologies for that. Why did I do it? It's because they didn't vote for me. So did you expect me to walkaway with nothing? Galatians 6:7 A man reaps what he sows.

[Lukas (computer) (In SF) 🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

We’re in the “late stage capitalism” phase of dating game theory

Famous athletes used to go and sleep with random groupie women no questions asked bc of the status differential

But average women now realize that if a high-status guy ever hits on them, their best move is to make a huge deal about how “famous men want to have sex with me!!” and post it all over the internet for attention

Guys see this and make a mental note that interacting with women appears to be reputationally hazardous. They do it less

Women see that and write articles about “where have all the good men gone,” “why doesn’t approach me anymore”, “are you all GAY??”

All of this can be fixed very easily by just policing these antisocial behaviors that pollute the commons