José Pablo Iriarte

Author. Hugo/Nebula/Locus/Sturgeon finalist. Debut novel OUT NOW from Knopf. Ceterosexual enby y cubano. They/them. Repped by Cameron McClure at DMLA.

[José Pablo Iriarte @LabyrinthRat]

Fllow me at 🔵☁️! Same username!

[José Pablo Iriarte @LabyrinthRat]

I was so sad to read that @BahamaBreeze is apparently closing. Their black bean stuffed plantain bowl is possibly my favorite entree at any restaurant, and I've never seen anything like it anywhere else. And their painkiller is the tastiest version of the drink that I've tried.

[José Pablo Iriarte @LabyrinthRat]

@BrainClouds It was friggin brutal for a couple nights.

[José Pablo Iriarte @LabyrinthRat]

@BrainClouds Hey @grok, give that bunny icon a mustache.

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@tedcruz I'm also the child of Cuban immigrants.

So why don't you hate authoritarians?

[José Pablo Iriarte @LabyrinthRat]

It's mostly just inertia that has kept me there. I don't begin to know what is involved in keeping a domain but changing hosts. But I know it's possible.

[José Pablo Iriarte @LabyrinthRat]

I really need to get rid of BlueHost. There's no support beyond an AI chatbot, they charge exorbitant prices, and their email constantly stops working for days at a time. It's bonkers how much I pay to get so little.

[José Pablo Iriarte @LabyrinthRat]

Always a shame when a formerly good product decides to enshittify. Ive been using their product for close to twenty years.

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Can somebody recommend a replacement for FoxIt now that @foxitsoftware has lost their mind? Updates that put additional hurdles in my path are not improvements. I shouldn't need an account to save a file I have commented on or signed.

[José Pablo Iriarte @LabyrinthRat]

@Starbucks
1) Does this policy apply if the first drink is a more expensive drink, and I want to follow it up with iced coffee?
2) Do your baristas know this policy?

On two separate occasions I've tried to get a refill and had baristas tell me they know nothing about refills.

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You know what's fun? I have free checking with direct deposit, but @BankofAmerica nails me with fees over the summer, because I'm a teacher and don't get paid during the month of July, and thus no deposits come in. Thanks, guys!

[José Pablo Iriarte @LabyrinthRat]

@Yankees Just on the off chance that anybody's tracking reactions to this, I'm not a fan of the website redesign. It is now harder to find recent results and standings, which are basically what I'm looking for when I go to a team's website.

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@AGPamBondi Each pill kills six people? What, like do they make you explode?

Did . . . you actually graduate from high school?

[José Pablo Iriarte @LabyrinthRat]

Thanks for spreading the word!

[Kelly Carey @KCareyWrites]

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[José Pablo Iriarte @LabyrinthRat]

::thwaps self:: I am so dense it did not occur to me until now that Benny Ramírez and the Nearly Departed ALSO qualifies for the Barnes & Noble PREORDER25 sale (in paperback)!

https://t.co/ygwGVvrad0

[José Pablo Iriarte @LabyrinthRat]

Barnes & Noble is having their preorder sale again! You need to have a membership, but it can be the free Rewards membership or the upgraded Premium membership.

[José Pablo Iriarte @LabyrinthRat]

The code is PREORDER25 . . . a space seems to have inserted itself in my graphic. 😒

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@JoyThewriterpa Thank you! I did not--I was fortunate to have beautiful art by @moxvi_ and an eye-popping design by @jadearector!

[José Pablo Iriarte @LabyrinthRat]

Verizon Wireless: Dear Joe, were gonna remove your from paper-free billing because we don't know your email address.

Me: Oh?

@verizon