Tripp: “You’re mean!”
Me: “Say that again and see what happens. I dare you.”
Tripp: “You’re...!”
Me: “I’m what? Say it.”
Tripp: “...cranky.”
Me: “Fair enough. I’ll allow it.”
Dear people [mostly men] that I work with: my face looks tired because I AM TIRED. All of the time. I know I look tired when I walk out the house each day. Your commentary is neither needed nor appreciated. Thanks.
When I took a job 5 min from home rather than my usual hour long commute, I didn’t factor in having to give up my daily fix of @daxshepard and @ArmchairExpPod. What have I done?!
If anyone is feeling bad about their current level of physical fitness, just know that my abs are sore from coughing over the last 4 days. So there’s that.