Lacey Jane

Mom of 4 (11, 9, 7, 3) trying to raise them to be authentic to themselves, and hilarious. this feed is mostly quotes from them that made me lolz.

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

It’s 7:07am and Sunny just requested Eye of the Tiger. Happy Wednesday.

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

Luna has lost three teeth in less than a week so confirmed: no god. #worstpartofparenting

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

Wow it’s 2024 that’s fine.

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

“Mom are you 21 or 22?”
“I’m 34.”
“Oh 😳… I remember you being younger.”
“🥴 so do I….”

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

Eric isn’t snoring rn but there’s a small whistle at the end of his exhale that makes me feel like i need to turn the lifeboat around and look for Kate Winslet.

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

My brother and his partner started thisssssss! Join me in raising money for Ozark Ballet Theater!! via @givebutter https://t.co/SjSdKaJK7j

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

Not even 9am and someone has cranked the karaoke machine.

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

As soon as I posted that I spilled coffee on my bed.

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

Impending doom amirite?

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

Popping on to beg for money. Contribute to help Ozark Ballet Theater have a solid foundation !! via @givebutter https://t.co/6elHvSbscu

[Julián Castro @JulianCastro]

When @GregAbbott_TX reopened Texas too soon the first time, we were averaging around 5,000 cases per day.

Now, as he ignores public health once again, Texas averages 7,000 cases per day.

This is a reckless decision that will cost lives.

[Jean-Paul Cartre Turbo @CartreJohn]

Hey @GovernorPerry is this a justifiable cost to you? Can you go knock on their door and tell them what a patriot their son is, sacrificing his life so your friends can make more $$? Would you do it over? @GregAbbott_TX what about you? Can you tell them? https://t.co/Il6MX4VzRx

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

Love that to update Twitter you delete “what’s happening?” Like Twitter if only I knew.

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

“why would I listen to you when YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT VELOCITY IS.” Screams the third grader to the first grader.

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

My children are passionately arguing about ninjas and what kind of science they need to learn to be better ninjas also I’m tired.

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

A Monday.

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

“Mom, when you die, can we get a new mom?” “..yeah.” “Thanks.”
...Sunny...

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I won't be president until January 20th, but my message today to everyone is this: wear a mask.

[Lacey Jane @LaceyJane]

This aged well 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary and Dems: "In my opinion, it is humiliating. One must be able to lose with dignity." So true!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

The numbers tell us a clear and convincing story: We're going to win this race.