Lacey Tews

I’m just winging it and hoping for the best.

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

@tacobellcare How do I report the $160 in fraudulent orders through my app that got hacked to get refunded because your stupid app has no payment security? Tried calling the stores the orders were placed at & all of them gave me "Oh wow, sorry." ZERO help in resolving this.

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

Thanks @taylorswift13 for spending 2,508 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Snow On The Beach (feat. Lana Del Rey). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/518bzAOQ6Q

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

April 15, 2022. My new most favorite day ever🔔💍💜

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

I swear, if someone took out Bob Saget on purpose...

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

How ironic is it that the ONLY person who's been in my corner on this, is the one person I thought I was going to have to fight in order to get my point across.

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

It's been one of those weekends where I'm gonna look at my bank account tomorrow & either heave a sigh of relief, or look at it & go, "Ooohhhh fuck..."

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

Someone tell me why the first @TooTallo_o major news headline I saw was somehow exactly what I would have expected. Immediate junior year gym class memories unlocked, not having a chance in hell, in all sports, ever, of competing effectively because dude was a 6' freshman😂

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

How nice it must be to be a cis-het man & not ever have to do a goddamn thing you don't want to, to have a fiancee/wife to take care of your house & YOUR kids & pick up all the slack you leave around while you spend all your free time doing whatever you want to. How fucking nice.

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

@maepowell23 Listen, it's an achievement. In Lenox, it seems to be the hardest goal to meet in life😂😂

[Damulletman @daddydanefuller]

The truth in this….

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

If one more person informs me I'm overreacting, or tries to tell ME how I feel about the nonsense going on right now, I'm going to lose my shit.

I need a fucking vacation. Alone. Somewhere I can have my mental breakdown in peace.

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

Tell me why I SPELLED MY NAME OUT for the dude @tacobueno in Fort Smith, and still got this bullshit.

[Buffalo Bills PR @BuffaloBillsPR]

Selected T Spencer Brown out of Northern Iowa with the 93rd selection of the #NFLDraft.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Adding to our offensive line.

Welcome to Buffalo, Spencer Brown! #BillsMafia

[Larry Peterson @larrypeterson]

The moment Spencer Brown got the call from Buffalo, just before it was broadcast on TV.

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

Whenever I need to brighten my day, I think about how Cassie, Doug, & I were talking about Mom's bland-ass cooking, & Doug says, "If she was a seasoning, she'd be flour." Then I have a good laugh to myself & carry on knowing that is the truest thing ever said about Mom's cooking.

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

My Boss: Can I give you some constructive criticism?
Me, already crying: Of course, I'd love to hear what you have for me.

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

What makes my cats' vet better than any other doctor or service I've gone to ever?? The fact that I can conduct literally 90% of my business with them (appointments/refill requests/health questions/billing questions) over TEXT. I have to call NO ONE, and it is glorious.

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

Yooouuuu gguuuyyysssss I officially get to be a bride and shit😍I'm so excited.

[Lacey Tews @LaceyM_2013]

Got a lot of shit off my chest tonight. Almost certain it fell on deaf ears. Guess all I have now is deciding where to go from here. Thanking my stars every day for my sister and brother. At least I know no matter what, I'll have them.