Art Vandelay

Has never been to oovoo javer

[Art Vandelay @LachlanJake]

Thank god for puberty

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Ironic - as a child, I was enthralled by the WWE..... yet today, it is I, who must "wrestle mania"

[George @WoodsyDem]

Was texting at a urinal the other day and an old fella told me to “put the phone away and have a proper piss” hahahah

[Big Slime @CafferyDavidc]

Are you allowed to be a gamer even if you have a hernia like and share

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Hello Hello
Have a wonderful Easter

[Rup Walker @rupinjapan]

Cannot stand that Dolmio family. Eating our human food with their revolting felt mouths

[Art Vandelay @LachlanJake]

@willhines97 Weird bc as long as I can remember, you have been 😎

[Art Vandelay @LachlanJake]

@franknwren John Tanner (Montana)

[dudermane @612jack]

(wallace voice) the gun, gromit. kill me lad!

[Alfie @alfie_t8]

Can I get an RT in support of a political prisoner and fellow patriot 👊🏼🇬🇧#TwoTierKeir #StarmerOut

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Hawk tuah the angels sing
Spit upon the newborn thang!

[Steady @DeanoGorton]

🙌🎶🎤 ELVIS IS ALIVE 🕺

[snout and slobber @cretincastle]

(Austin powers sees first plane hit the twin towers)
naughty pilot
(second plane)
wait a tick

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[RondelleHobbs @RondelleHobbs]

i don’t buy into all the propaganda big potato peddle on their bags “oh you can’t mash these they’re for roasting!” give a fuck lad

[Art Vandelay @LachlanJake]

@tynedocker

[Ashley Talks Comics! @ComicGirlAshley]

Sony, now is the time to put Morbius in theatres again. For real this time. The bar has been lowered, i mean, the people still crave Morbius. We'll all go see it this time. No fooling.