Lachlan Stuart

failed indie boy

he/him

[Lachlan Stuart @LachlanStuart0]

Just a reminder to know your rights. Cops aren't here to help you when they interact with you. Don't drive with anything illegal and if you have to be smart about it. Peace and stay safe out there folks.

[Lachlan Stuart @LachlanStuart0]

Sometimes I wish I believed in astrology to have some cosmic power to blame all the terrible things in my life on, but then I realized it's actually just republicans

[Lachlan Stuart @LachlanStuart0]

3 hours of back to back meetings and my pet crayfish died this morning blows

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Really hard to read this long ass Christmas chapter of my book in 95° heat

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@ratgirl161 Yooo I wore rainbow socks and a floral bomber jacket

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@knittingfiendd Central heating by heatwave, heat lightning by Wiley from Atlanta

[Lachlan Stuart @LachlanStuart0]

The random items that don't belong on the target alcohol isles tell many stories

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@knittingfiendd I think culinary art is simply when the product is better than the sum of it's parts. Deconstructed food looks like barf tho so not sure...

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The southern urge to exclusively use Chick-fil-A for all catering events

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I've decided peak richness is when you pay someone with a similar headshape to sleep on your memory foam pillow when you aren't there

[Lachlan Stuart @LachlanStuart0]

Me whenever I remember computer science isn't engineering

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@HarmonicCeres @kirstenzerbinis @anguishreid @mjcunniff as a group, engineers are less equipped to improve anything at all than almost anybody else on earth

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I'm torn about marvel movies sometimes. I think both halves of Twitter are wrong, it's not a cinematic masterpiece or brain dead garbage, it's just alright, and sometimes alright superhero movies are what you need

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Done for the year let's frickin gooooooo

[Lachlan Stuart @LachlanStuart0]

Practice finals without the answers are meaningless. Bonus points if they are old and have random stuff you didn't learn

[Lachlan Stuart @LachlanStuart0]

@ericgluckman In the dog pound jersey 😜

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Happy losing your sanity week to all who celebrate !!!!!!

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@ratgirl161 You can't unless you are a full time student. Anything less than that many credit hours makes you have to pay a 60 dollar fee

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@spearboi I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO'D MUTTER A JOKE AND THEN SOMEONE ELSE WOULD SAY IT LOUDER THEN EVERYONE LAUGHS

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@BrentMurphy116 Great review, thanks!!

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Tech cs majors, what's the best stats class to take?