Lacho Marchand

Tweeting very important tweets.

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Me when I see something baroque.

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Good news @Moilute @yookergg @sibeleth @Q8yolD @Christi58001794 @seannana @Olayinkatweets @PaulPelado @ghostwaterdive @durag_L

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I like my women like I like my novels. Old, confusing and kafkaesque.

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Think and Grow Bitch

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Me so borny. (horny out of boredom)

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always tired, never hired

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Dildo baggins

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@IsabellaMilmo Con razón llegó tarde mi orden de boneless 🙄

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Help im addicted to introducing myself as ‘Emily from Paris’ at parties.

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@bloobars 😘

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I can’t sleep at night. Does anybody have the number for Michael Jackson’s doctor?

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Heartwarming

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When you order a homeless man’s liver on @amazon and it finally arrives

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Christopher Nolan explaining Tenet to his wife:

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How to write a good tweet in two words:

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Black Sabbath apologizes. Changes name to African American Sabbath.

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Starting a band called the labia minoras

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Me every time I listen to vanilla ice.

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Would you rather your parents made a...

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This pandemic can’t get any wors— oh fuck

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This is how doctors used to cure athlete’s foot in the 1900’s.