Sad Chris Christie

Sad eyes never lie -- Springsteen

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

@EWErickson I’m available. #sad

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

@GovChristie @juliemason @SIRIUSXM #sad #NotRelevant

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

Never met him. #sad

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

@EWErickson But remember, there’s nothing to worry about if you did nothing wrong. That’s what we tell everyone, right? #sad

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

Google lies. #sad

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

Wray? I know no Wray. #sad

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Christopher Wray became FBI Director in the fall of 2017. Hopefully that's helpful for those Republicans wondering what radical leftist appointed him.

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

#sad #true

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

There is no reason for Chris Christie to be commentating anywhere. Testifying, maybe, but not analyzing anything.

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

A fetus is worth more than the whole damn bunch put together. #rottencrowd #sad #ironyisdead

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

Let me be clear: New Jersey will not cooperate with any out of state investigation into our health care providers that seeks to punish anyone – patient, provider, counselor, friend, or Uber driver – for providing abortion care.

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

When #wins and #constitutional don’t gel. #sad

[Chris Christie @GovChristie]

Proud to be leading the National Republican Redistricting Trust with ⁦@SecPompeo⁩ to wins for constitutional maps all over America. We had many doubters among the media and pundit class—they were wrong and our strategy was right. Big wins for the GOP https://t.co/YNC04Yjc75

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

Attempting to hyperbolize polarizing views to crawl back into relevance? OMG

#sad

[Chris Christie @GovChristie]

Abortion as a household cost saving measure? OMG

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

@GovChristie I’m desperate to be relevant again. #sad

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

You’re welcome, NJ! #sad

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

And I know what a humiliating retreat looks like. Not fun — #sad.

[Chris Christie @GovChristie]

Putin has two choices now: an unwinnable occupation of Ukraine after leveling the country and murdering its hero President (if that is even achievable) or a humiliating retreat. Yeah, that’s “genius” and “very savvy” alright. No walking that back. History is watching.

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

@EWErickson Boy, you nailed this one. #sad

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

@GovChristie If the Dems gerrymander, it will erase all the hard work we Republicans have done in gerrymandering. And then we’re screwed. #sad

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

@GovChristie Just don’t ask me to lower my heat and put on a sweater or carpool. That’s so 1970’s. Ordering less on <evil empire> or just using less? Yikes! I’m an American, and I need my stuff! #sad

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

True. #sad

[Wendy Rogers @WendyRogersAZ]

Nobody cares that there are a gazillion hit pieces written against me.

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

@GarlandNixon Sounds totally reasonable and not hyperbolic at all, Garland. #sad

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

Just don’t ask me to lower my heat and put on a sweater or carpool. That’s so 1970’s. Ordering less on <evil empire> or just using less? Yikes! I’m an American, and I need my stuff! #sad

[Sad Chris Christie @LachrymoseGov]

@BillSpadea Right? Who cares about nuclear survivors staying virus free to fight invaders? The radiation will probably grow us extra lungs anyway! #winning #sad #yolo