Lachlan

🦟 on the wall... 📱👀💩

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

@crazyclips_ Just an artsy remix of 2001 space odyssey.
Basically the baby monkey evolves to use tools…

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

@crazyclips_ Nanderthal breeds Neanderthal.

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

Latest utility signing for #MVFC
$550K #NewSigning #transfermarket #ALeague #FFA #gomvfc

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

@aleaguemen Thanks blind Freddie’s for this hard hitting journalism.
Here hoping Adelaide and Perth make the final and boycott the final, and play a scratch match in Tasmania instead.
(#MCfan)
#thesydneycomplex

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

@SBSOnDemand @SBS 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
⚽️📺 World class.
Please take the A league as well.
#Seamlessstreaming

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

I failed to beat the Ace on #braap with a time of 0:40.387 playing #madskillsmx2 https://t.co/qTKYERSFCW

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

@Shmerls @ManUtd The real question here is where can I purchase one of those new @erling 18V cordless circular saw$!

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

@Raf_Epstein Fantastic. Great move.
Well done Angus.

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

Red team with a late goal in extra time.
#Auspol
#Democracysausage #Alboupfront

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

@ElizaEdNews @9NewsAUS Pffft, How’s the goal and the celebration!

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

@MikeCarlton01 This is what happens when you bring ‘faith’ to the political table 🤦🏼‍♂️🙏🏼

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

Melbourne car drivers were better when they were locked in their house. #gridlock

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

@GaryMil28383044 @Paul57298046 @john_c0nner @Me386154451 their*

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

@9NewsMelb Couldn’t have happened to a better bloke.
Maybe those with blue ticks need to be breathtested prior to tweeting as well?

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out bud.
#Drongo

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

@karbrann @GladysBParody Correct, but this reply is under the wrong Glady’s 🤔

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

First time I’ve ever seen an A-League kickoff on time, and @Ticketek_AU ensures almost everyone misses it with a systemwide meltdown, leaving lines of stranded fans outside waiting to print tickets @AAMIPark
#WUNvMCY @ALeague

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

@Bunnings was better as a VIP club.
Trades turning away from 50+ lines out front.

Might put a few jobs off until all the bath ornament and houseplant
walk-ins are completed.

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

@abcnews They used to call that a dynamic CV.

[Lachlan @Lachy_C]

@Shmerls Yes, it’s skill 😢