New living room wall color - who dis? Inspired by hours of watching the fashionable and informative @clairecmc on @MSNBC all day every day I wanted her wall in my living room. 346th day sheltering at home. #chronicwarrior#diyqueen
A million props to @CapehartJ who tried to hold @RudyGiuliani to answer real questions while G was being patronizing and trying to dance around the questions. Solid journalist @MSNBC
Why does no one remember an important part about using the Nixon tapes? “We felt any conversations in furtherance of a crime were not protected by executive privilege.” - Jill Wine-Banks @RepJerryNadler@JillWineBanks
My thought process on Assange:
Oh Freedom of press is important- I get that.
Skating in the hallways- Rude but whatever.
Didn’t take care of his cat- OH HELL NO. THAT GUY IS EVIL LOCK HIM UP.
@bapeonion I’ve heard rumors that lady’s only poop in the dark. Why would it be weird? Pooping in the dark At 3:26am when everyone is sleeping. Because everyone also knows lady’s never poop. So I’ve heard. This is just a rumor.
Just sat next to a 6’ 9 guy who downed 3 double shots of well whiskey in SEVEN MINUTES at the Denver airport bar.
Well done friendly giant man. Well done. I have so many questions.
It’s our 8th Twitter birthday, and we’re celebrating with TWO separate T Hanks Giving shows tonight at 7 and 9! Two different casts, two awesome chances to celebrate the greatest actor ever! Get your tickets fast at https://t.co/IfimdJhWba
@bapeonion To add a layer to this tale, you missed the sound as is someone dropped their child into the busboys tub filled with glass
*BOOM*
*Crash* *tinkle tinkle*
*child starts wailing.*
30 hours of travel, 1 day in dusty Kathmandu, 3 days trekking towards Everest, 10,000 feet climbed and my hair still looks incredible. The Nepali people love it as much as me and I… https://t.co/KZ5O83SZlh
Flying to Lukla at around 8:30am. No more easy internet, power, showers or real beds. Showered 3 times yesterday just because I could.
We shopped like crazy yesterday, I found a Northface… https://t.co/zaN9lpIsn7
Perfectly sums up the mood of the trip so far. Couldn’t ask for nicer or funnier travel companions. #everest#nepal#sassquats@HobnailTrekCo https://t.co/l5OfJKVfrJ