John L

Vegas Knights bandwagon

[John L @LackJeitner]

Is this what twitter fame feels like?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

He's a parasite.

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

“me local pub is tree huntred and sixchy foor years old”

[Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @IsMitchDeadYet]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[🫧 @lunecrumbss]

parrot's raincoat

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

Any great civilization of ancient history would have seen a blood red sky on the night of their sacred founding as an omen of unconquerable power and divine victory.

[TTBNGaming @TTBN_GAMING]

Unironically this is twitter

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

no comment from Charlie Kirk about the 4th of July. extremely unpatriotic of him.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Charlie Kirk will NOT be attending Taylor Swift’s and Travis Kelce’s wedding today due to unforeseen circumstances.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Nene @nenemyun]

Ok Mamdani this is getting out of hand

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

I might be breaking my NDA by saying this but Taylor Swift sang “We Are Charlie Kirk” at her wedding

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Happy Fourth of July, New York City

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

It's almost like American stock market is overinflated

[Acyn @Acyn]

Karl: Israel is a Jewish state. That’s in the charter. Do you support that?

Mamdani: I’ve said time and again that I support the state of Israel as a state with equal rights.

Karl: As jewish state?

Mamdani: I believe that any state that privileges one religion over another is one that I can’t tell you I support, whether it be Israel or Saudi Arabia or anywhere else. And a lot of that comes back to a fundamental belief that we should all be considered equal, no matter what our faith is.

[るだ🇯🇵🇷🇼 @ruda_c0ys]

このダビンソンのつま先オフサイド、ルカクのチ○ポオフサイドの次に好き

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

I still think about this.

[gant @gantisdant]

zohran doing everything in a suit is such a great bit. he’s like the mayor in portlandia

[EDGE Central @NatSciChannel]

Fuck-You-Die admin passes 2467th Fuck-You-Die law. We all die.

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

Not true. You can use it for cooking and if you drink it your hands stop shaking.