Ikit Claw

Chelsea fan, Pantheist, Science freak, Gamer, Tifoso, Realist, Geek...

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Joreen… Joreen”

[aang @4aa_ng]

Dads when their phone charger stops working and you borrowed it for 7 minutes two years ago>>

[Emmiewinnie @Emmie_fly]

Gay person asking me for directions*

Me: "Go Straight"

[Ugochukwu Madu @UgochukwuCFR]

UK schools 24hrs after you submit your admission application: “Congratulations, you’ve been admitted.”

Me: “What about funding?”

UK schools: “We’re offering you a generous Mike Huggins £1,000 Scholarship.”

Me: “So, what’s the total cost of attendance?”

UK: £45,000

Me:

[La Perla @Perla_Londres]

Los jugadores del Arsenal descansando cuando son literalmente estos:

[CP @CPknowsball]

More shields on display than in the entire Odyssey movie. 😭😭

[Séamus Kearney @SeamusjKearney]

"only a harmless child"
These people are psychotic.

He was in a stolen car, that crashed head first into an innocent family.

"mannered", what f-cking manners.
Give me strength.

[Sumeet @flameosumeet]

Chelsea’s corruption goes further than this.

There is a Saudi-backed club called Al United that once paid £60M for Mason Mount.

Once we figure out who that club is and their links to Chelsea, I reckon they’re finished.

[SB 🇻🇦 @Sifon_Bassey]

Told someone I am Catholic and she said I need to attend a “Bible Believing Church” with fresh fire.

Wtf does that mean?

[Tayo Dips 🐾 @tayo_dips]

My woman in my head telling me to spend my last dime:

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Never seen beer molest a nigga in real time

[Space Koala @SpaceKoala]

We're casting new runes so powerful they trick sand into thinking.

[NASA Marshall @NASA_Marshall]

A giant leap to Mars! 🚀

NASA recently completed testing of a lithium-fed electromagnetic thruster, reaching 5x more power than today's electric propulsion systems. Paired with a nuclear power source, this tech could slash travel time to Mars!

MORE: https://t.co/1P7FnGfkf5…

[- @JoshLFC1909]

Crying, they definitely filmed this thinking Vini was coming 😭😭😭

[Shaun @LfcShaunjudge]

How it started... How it ended...

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Vini Jr. 2️⃣0️⃣3️⃣2️⃣
@ViniJr

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

dude thinks he’s Tony stark but he’s really Mr bean

[s @exfootballfan]

‘HandOfArsenal’