🥛Lactose Mysticist🥛

He said to her, “Please give me a little water to drink, for I am thirsty.” So she opened a bottle of milk and gave him a drink… Judges 4:19

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@HowlingHomo Wyt ppl don’t sezin they eggs

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Old Joe Biden sounding more American than any political in 2026

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You know it’s bad when the dudes you thought were gay have kids before you

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Cute chick. Unmarriable but most guys will cope

[Jonathan 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @_Jonnyforce]

Vou ser bem sincero e honesto aqui com vocês:

Eu prefiro morrer tentando converter uma mina dessas a ser recatada pra casar com ela depois ao ter que casar com uma mulher feia com o histórico impecável.

E vocês, o que fariam?

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Stories right themselves. Gays are worse than blacks

[MILO @Nero]

I’m sorry did you say

McAnally

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@Antunes1 Stormy manuals

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I thought I was cooking but the stove wasn’t even on (metaphor)

[Virgil Davis Hunt @vrgldh]

Having a beer is weirder than vomiting ayahuaska in a jungle while an 8D Aztec demon rearranges your insides

[Virgil Davis Hunt @vrgldh]

Wow. Lost 10,000 followers last night. Please QT this and suggest people follow me so I can get back to previous very high follower count.

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

“Dave Rubin, adopted a male.
Pete Buttigieg, adopted a male.
Shane Dawson, adopted a male.
Ryland Adams, adopted a male.
Denis O’Hare, adopted a male.
Dan Savage, adopted a male.”

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Neighbours: "He was the sweetest boy."

The sweetest boy at 4am on Monday 2 October:

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@0x49fa98 Only skinny people like these posts

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@secjayret It’s Goyffeine

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@BowTiedUM “iT hElpS mE SleEP” coping drug addict f@qqots 😂

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@vrgldh Few understand the importance of this clip