Loose Cannon

Saying the stuff Nice Ladies aren't supposed too!

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I would let @TheRock just cock smack me all day.... That is all.

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Why do seeing other girls who need to loose a few pounds make me hate myself even more

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If the world only knew, How far I spread my legs under my desk...

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This video needs to be everyday of my life. http://t.co/8PtJhe4amU

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I don't think I want to look like a daughter in law anymore #BORING!!!!!!!

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And, the next person who tells me I look like their son`s wife, is going to get told, "Thats not what he said last night"

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Today... I actually want to spit in someone`s face. Its the only thing that will make me feel better. THAT'S HOW FRUSTRATED I AM !!

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The next time I come to Home Depot ... I'm going to bring my dog so he can take a big shit in the flooring section!! #damnit #homedepot

[Loose Cannon @Ladies_DONTSAY]

Yes, I Sock, sock, shoe shoe.. AND WHAT!!

[Loose Cannon @Ladies_DONTSAY]

If I was a dude, I would never be able to say No to a "happy ending" after a massage. #JELLO

[Loose Cannon @Ladies_DONTSAY]

For some reason, I cant SHOVE popcorn into my mouth fast enough. I cant have on Kernel at time, it has to me a behemoth handful.

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Im thinking motor boating my boss will get me that account I want... Where do I begin?

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I may have a bad mouth... But I can do great things with it!! #blowiesgetrings

[Loose Cannon @Ladies_DONTSAY]

Is it appropriate to eat a banana in the office while making eye contact?

[Loose Cannon @Ladies_DONTSAY]

Why can't I be there person who isn't absolutely terrified to call out of work ??? #pansy

[Loose Cannon @Ladies_DONTSAY]

All I want to do is sleep in, not brush my teeth and watch the "price is right" today. Then hate how thin Drew is...

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Man, today. I want to strangle every significant person in my life.

[Loose Cannon @Ladies_DONTSAY]

There is one person I just want to suffocate...and my suffocate I mean - SIT ON THEIR FACE.

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I need to go on the #DWTS diet. All those heffas are tan and thin at the end of the season.

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Stay #SingleBecause. Marriage is a sentence. There is no reason to get married unless you want kids (NO OTHER REASON!)