Kim Chrusch Heffner

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

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[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@theferocity Southeastern PA to KC, MO and back...in a 2010 Optima...with my 14yo (non driver, obv)...sleeping only at rest stops. 24-27 hours in the car each way.

Twice--once last April and once last October.

I don't think I've gotten all the feeling back in my cheeks yet.

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@INTLmischief Haven't spoken to my dad or sister since late June/early July when my 14yo came out as Non-Binary. Both refused to respect their pronouns and made hateful posts saying there are only 2 genders but a variety of "mental defects".

I wish I could ❤ your tweet more than once.

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@DaddyFiles You are doing a great job raising awesome kids who are going to make this often shitty world a better place. And his nails look cool, too!

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@DaddyFiles

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@DaddyFiles Fellow fossil here (class of '94, so a few years dustier) I never got suspended, but I do recall wandering around our small town one night with a group of other girls, during which we put condoms on every pay phone we passed, "so people could have safe phone sex"

Pay phones🤦🏼‍♀

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@Soxthewavingcat This is Angus. He's the new kid around here.

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@YourSafetyCat I am so very sorry. Losing a fur baby is always hard, and poor Fizzy was obviously a very special kitty. 😭😭😭

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@library_feline @SVK0620 @enoughisbasta @emrazz Unsalted saltines and lukewarm tap water. No juice box.

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@YourSafetyCat Impossible to get pics of all together, but Honey, Simon, and the newest little dude,Angus, (and their humans) are sending all our love to Fizzy...❤❤❤

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@DaddyFiles Me, about some random, completely non-sexual, oversized object: "Oh, that is just way too big!"

14yo: "That's what she said"

Me, without missing a beat: "No, not usually."

14yo, horrified: "OH MY GAWD MOM!!! Can you not? 🤢🤮"

Me: "Don't open the door or I'm gonna walk in."

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@FierceEverAfter I get that after eating pretzels, and sometimes Goldfish crackers.

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@mama_c2 @YourSafetyCat

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@TitusNation A friend sent several Christmas cards last year, well before Christmas. I received mine in February 2021. Our mutual friend in Mumbai--freaking INDIA!!!--got hers two weeks after it was mailed.

But sure...go on about stuff "never" being late.

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@Chiefs My kid and I arriving at church this morning...in SE PA, not far outside Philly:

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@Chiefs Do I have to leave the Philly area if I use one of these? I've lived here my whole life, but I'd totally be OK with that...😉

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@OhNoSheTwitnt Saw this on a local news FB post last night. First time I've EVER witnessed their comment section full of people agreeing with each other 100%.

No one would do this. 🤦🏼‍♀

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@Soxthewavingcat My kid will never see it coming... 😆

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@PebblesPuss2014 I think that's sound advice for all!

[Kim Chrusch Heffner @LadyAngel1124]

@Soxthewavingcat @rickastley Dammit, Twitter...how am I supposed to Rick roll my kid when the link I copied turns into a preview that shows almost the entire meme, so they know not to open it??? 😠