Leah the Slavocado

mother of 8 daughters. nothing scares me. k9 security. lil beef farmer. not serious. get to mass, you heathen.

[Leah the Slavocado @ladybluemama]

I need X to let me change my name to Leah the TORTILLA already because that’s WHO I AM

[Leah the Slavocado @ladybluemama]

@WSouth17 @theclassicwife @moonmerm4id I know zero classy people who would name their children those things. Straight stripper drag queen ghetto names lol

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@FemoidFairy Crashed out cause of my miscarriages last year, got preggers again and almost died but she’s here and healthy and I’m ok now ☺️ reactivated an old account I forgot I had lol

[Leah the Slavocado @ladybluemama]

I need X to let me change my name to Leah the TORTILLA already because that’s WHO I AM

[Leah the Slavocado @ladybluemama]

@ClementXI1700

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Most American thing about me: I have issues with governmental authority and taxes

Least American thing about me: I hate sloppy joes and hot dogs

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@innam0r4t4 Someone out there has named their child these things

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I’m buying all of my 250th bday merch after today so it’s on sale

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@theclassicwife @moonmerm4id They have ghetto names too

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@ClementXI1700 Ew why am I so masculine

[Banned Dad @HermitFather]

NEVER TRUST A RED COAT

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@SamanthaRedeemd @Utterly_Jean She struggled with alcoholism early in life! I prayed to her a lot when I was getting sober.

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@MrsCathComedy

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@MrsCathComedy Precisely. If you embrace your inner mountain lion, I’m sure he’d lose a finger and stop. Eventually. You might also consider repelling him by bathing in coffee.

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I actually pulled an all nighter cleaning. Took a lil nap so I’m not grumpy. The wild frost black rifle is kicking in. I will now enjoy a spearmint zone while my girls learn about the revolution. It’s a good day. Happy birthday America 🇺🇸

[Leah the Slavocado @ladybluemama]

@Brickhau55 You didn’t shit your pants though right? And you made it to confession beforehand?

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@Faith_Fairing Thank you I actually take much pride in this

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Told my girls it’s time to clean up. They requested I play the Starwars soundtrack while they do so. I am raising NERDS.

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@Cinaboncrusader @melancoptimist She is a Starwars super fan and loves the TLM like me so yes

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@Cinaboncrusader All foids are Helen Keller I thought you knew

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@Cinaboncrusader I’m also deaf. Plot twist I’m Helen Keller.