Sir burped and then a few minutes later, he farted.
Sir: "Thankfully i didn't do those both at the same time... my guts would've fell out of my butt."
Me cries in almost nurse practitioner
When I turned 18, the first thing I did after going to school, was registering to vote. I consider it a great privilege to be able to vote. I believe it honors all of the Americans, past and present, who fought and are fighting for our rights. I hope a blue wave washes us tonight