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cuz baby I'm an HR nightmare dressed like a drag queen ✨

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Minneapolis, you smell like a hookah lounge.

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You guys. Why are we fighting AI taking our jobs? Let's put this bitch on autopilot and enjoy our goddamn lives!

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Mark L. Walberg really got these people reflecting on their choices mid-breakdown like this is Full House. It's an oddly wholesome twist to the usual reality TV dumpster fires #TemptationIsland

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I know I know I know—NO KINGS! But hear me out.....

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Taylor: "I remember one time, I was running from the Evermore era..."

Bitch, what else is new!

#TheEndOfAnEra

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Florence's descriptions 🤌🏻

Going f/ rehearsal in broad daylight ➡️ showtime, entering on a lift, seeing everything lit up, fans screaming = "Landing on another planet"

Knowing Tay as a cozy person ➡️ seeing her on stage = "omg it's fuckin Taylor Swift!"

#TheEndOfAnEra

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Mandy: I think I'm able to understand what Taylor wants visually.

Taylor, five minutes later: Kinda like… girl in an insane asylum slash wood nymph, you know?

Mandy: say less

#TheEndOfAnEra

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I love having a grandpa who actively wants to understand modern culture and connect with his grandkids on their passions.

.........but he just asked me what dickmatized means and Imma need ya'll to take this one for me 😳

#TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl

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WHENever Taylor announces her retirement, she better be crystal clear about it being over. I dont wanna spend the next 50 years wondering if everything is an easter egg. Bitch, we're tired, too! 😮‍💨

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HER DICK.
HIS DICK.
ALL THE DICK.
WE'RE IN OUR DICK ERA, BITCHES ❤️‍🔥
#TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

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I just know I'm gonna be so embarrassed when the coroner sees me naked.

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If the woman I was talking to in the airport the other day is out there, I just remembered what I was gonna say:

...I literally just fucking forgot again.

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Do any other Swifties have an absurd number of dreams where you run into Taylor Swift randomly and try to play it cool? Hopelessly, helplessly, embarrassingly? I dont think I've ever even dreamt of another celebrity.

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PAUSE THE WARS AND NEWS CYCLES BABY, TAYLOR JUST SAID YES TO A LOVE STORY 😍😍😍

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🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce they are engaged:

“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨”

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@thehopeofit4ll Does mishearing the punctuation of a lyric count? Because I. WAS. 🔥 SCANDALI ZED. 🔥 when I thought Taylor was saying, "Does she mouth-fuck you forever?"

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I can't help but wonder...

TS 12, LIFE of a showgirl
Ophelia (Taylor Swift™) dies Act 4, Scene 7

...TS 13, DEATH of a showgirl
What comes after the glitter wears off? 13th album. Mic drop. Tay retires.

#tsthelifeofashowgirl

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you guys im so excited for us rn 🥹🧡 #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

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I'm tiny high, but does it look like Iris's chin beard fell off? But Pepe's stayed on? #LoveIslandUSA

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*randomly wakes up at 3 a.m. with "Eat That Kitty In The Hideaway" stuck in my head.*

#loveislandsusa

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Bitch, grata-what?! 😂 #LoveIslandUSA7