Lady Edmundo

Feminist. Pizza Lover. Fancy AF. "I love my lady lumps."

[Lady Edmundo @LadyEdmundowicz]

Our pizzas are gender-fluid.

You can put our box in your mouth but you can't put us in a box.

#BestPizzaEver

[Lady Edmundo @LadyEdmundowicz]

Here's to not doing sock laundry for at least 6 weeks!

#unemployment

#TheLadyToesCanFinallyBreathe

[Lady Edmundo @LadyEdmundowicz]

I wonder if anyone's ever hiked the Appalachian Trail in flip flops.

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Me to a sales rep today: "Hey cowboy, my pipeline is up here"

#DatPizzaDough

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Loving my KavaClubHalfZip™.

Hides my lady lumps so the boys focus on closing deals and not me.

[Lady Edmundo @LadyEdmundowicz]

25% off hammocks at @REI!

#WishItWasABananaHammock

https://t.co/PsAkkYBvEG.

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Love me some short sleeved collared shirts.

Business in the middle. 👚

Party on the sides. 🎉

[Lady Edmundo @LadyEdmundowicz]

People keep telling me my bottom button on my shirt is unbuttoned.

As if it wasn't intentional.

#GiveDatDoughRoomToBreathe

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There are some great legs on this wine.

Just like me.

🍗🍗

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Just saw the vagina monologues with my friend Allison.

Amazing show.

#inspired

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If I was part of the band we'd be called the 5 Non Blondes.

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People asking what The Lady's favorite SF bar is, past or present:

Bigfoot Lounge

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I only bathe in La Croix.

#NoCaloriesDough

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After a few drinks just call me Lady Fundowicz.

#DatPizzaDough

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Just got my toes waxed.

#SandalWeather

#Always

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I don't think ur ready fer this jelly.

#DatPizzaDough

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I made a playlist of my favorite jams: https://t.co/zUIa1WQaSs

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Flip flops really help with my monthly cramps.

[Lady Edmundo @LadyEdmundowicz]

Sometimes I just cry for no reason.

[Lady Edmundo @LadyEdmundowicz]

I only fly biz class.

(My ass won't fit in coach)

#DatPizzaTho