gregor clegane’s 4th wife

I'm a delicate flower... like a venus fly trap. Bet you thought that was gonna be some lame ass rose metaphor, didn't you?

[ella 🪴 @ellaaimagine]

@PopBase could’ve been an email

[gregor clegane’s 4th wife @LadyIsAVamp__]

Me with all my moots that hate SanSan but they ship Braime so we're even

[Aeriana 💜 EMPLOYED ERA @Aerianaforever]

That one oomf that hates your otp, but highkey hate their fav so it's okay because oomfship is stronger than hate

[gregor clegane’s 4th wife @LadyIsAVamp__]

My fave asoiaf characters

1. Tyrion Lannister
2. Sansa Stark
3. Arya Stark
4. Bran Stark
5. Ned Stark
6. Catelyn Stark
7. Jon Snow
8. Sandor Clegane
9. Varys
10. Cersei Lannister

Honorable mentions to Sam, Brienne, and Dany

[scar 🗡️ @cerseidefender]

my fav asoiaf characters (povs only)

1. cersei
2. catelyn
3. daenerys
4. sansa
5. arya
6. brienne
7. asha
8. melisandre
9. arianne
10. tyrion

all women and then tyrion i’m screaming lmao

[gregor clegane’s 4th wife @LadyIsAVamp__]

I hate to say this, I really do. But I find this so unrealistic it pulls me out of the books. All your hair would not go white from stress in 6 months

[bye bye @toonar0ll]

Theon went from a guy who is described as “a handsome youth” multiple times to looking like a decrepit old man within 6 months that’s crazy

[gregor clegane’s 4th wife @LadyIsAVamp__]

@TeaGeeGeePea @King_Margosha That doesn't imply sexual desire but a wish for power and punishment

[gregor clegane’s 4th wife @LadyIsAVamp__]

Its crazy how cool Tyrion is with Jaime and Cersei fucking

[gregor clegane’s 4th wife @LadyIsAVamp__]

@Missy_dee811 Yea, they make everything look good and don't give a shit the other 9/10ths of the time

[gregor clegane’s 4th wife @LadyIsAVamp__]

Oh you sweet summer child

[Knicks in five 💙🧡 @Missy_dee811]

You realize that restaurants have regular health inspections and the people working there have to have food safety certifications and the place is cleaned from the top down every single night?

[gregor clegane’s 4th wife @LadyIsAVamp__]

@Missy_dee811 You must have worked in a decent restaurant, I promise that's not the standard as someone who's worked food service most of my career

[gregor clegane’s 4th wife @LadyIsAVamp__]

Lol at all the people talking about inspection. At any food service place I've work they made everything look good for inspection and didn't care the rest of the time. Youd be shocked how little hand washing is going on

[gregor clegane’s 4th wife @LadyIsAVamp__]

@TeaGeeGeePea @King_Margosha I don't think so, he was just joking about Cersei spreading her legs for both brothers, I don't think he wants Cersei at all

[gregor clegane’s 4th wife @LadyIsAVamp__]

I feel about slavery in fantasy the same as people feel about misogyny. Like really, you can't -imagine- a world without slavery?

[local freak | kraze @KrazeCrown]

grrm does both and that makes him the goat

[gregor clegane’s 4th wife @LadyIsAVamp__]

The fuckin three stalks of wheat for house Selmy, I've never seem anything lamer

[Soup 🪰🔞🇸🇪 @Soup_in_my_fly]

Minor westerosi houses when it comes to making incredibly ugly sigils

[bye bye @toonar0ll]

“Why would any man want to be king”

Amazing art by wraithwen on tumblr I had to share like omg (link to their post on tumblr in tweet below!)

[gregor clegane’s 4th wife @LadyIsAVamp__]

Daniel Jackson is so hot in his ascension sweater

[lewys piper 🇵🇸 @generalquixote]

robb stark