Jodie Patrick

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

I should stop dressing up as a moose: http://t.co/iDchZlwLWR

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

Oh... that's what that red button does: http://t.co/cAG1uXTkQF

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

Wedding dress ordered #lamport #bridal #shop -- 👰��� excited!!!

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

A day of planning the Vegas trip today! #SuperExcited #eeeeeekkkkk #Big30!

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

Hestons mince pie and an Irish coffee.....heaven!

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

Everything is glossed!!!!at last!....well the first coat anyway 😔

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

Moving the contents of the house for the second week running #ballache

[Santa Claus @OfficialSanta]

☆☆☆ ONLY 102 SLEEPS TO CHRISTMAS ☆☆☆ #ChristmasCountdown 🎅🎁🎄⛄

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If ants were the size of humans, they would be able to run twice as fast as a Lamborghini.

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

Feels like actual death........😭

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

“@UberFacts: Statistically speaking, women are better drivers than men.”....FACT!!....obvs!

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

“@UberFacts: Due to their extreme atmospheric conditions, it actually rains diamonds on Neptune and Uranus.” get me to ur-anus!! :-)

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

Just got back from the gym... An hour weights, half an hour cardio and half an hour core....I feel the BUUURN!! #NoPainNoGain

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

Jake likes bread, and he loves ham.....but refuses to eat sandwiches!??weird child

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

Having to remain in the upright position for 4 hours is surprisingly difficult! #soreface #wrinklefree

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

“@UberFacts: If you inhale a pea, it’s possible for it to sprout and grow while in your lungs.”never breathing near peas ever again!

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

@UberFacts:If you put headphones into your nostrils and open your mouth, it forms instant speakers.....added to today's 'to do' list!!

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

Tackling waitrose :-/ then getting to grips with brightest gym outfit I could find! #fridayfeeling

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

@philthegoal not a chance in hell!!

[Jodie Patrick @LadyJNP]

“@UberFacts: Steve Irwin was afraid of Parrots.” I knew they were evil!