Lady Jennie Marie

Not hopes. Just dreams. Morpheus made me do it.

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We don't fish here. Make friends with one of the large lake creatures and they'll bring you water snacks.

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Saw blue geese in rural Russia.

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We found a way to sneak into hell so we could stop the demons from sending drones.
The portals were easy to find once you knew they were there. It required seven people to activate our one way trip.
We were intriguing to the demons and very much not a threat.
I married the devil.

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The island can breathe.
The island can scream.

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I throw my Maths entrance exam away in tears. All I'd done was doodle on the pages.
@garglfluz puts my name on his paper and begins anew.
Now the school won't allow "someone" with such a beautiful grasp of the subject drop the class.

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@spellbunny Mine is in and out but you're welcome to it.

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We discovered that we sing different lyrics to "Killer Queen."

We agree to keep it that way.

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The demon Prince of When appears to us in the middle of dinner. Greg's mother is very concerned. I'm disappointed he isn't a hotty and suggest a spell to drive him off.
"All I need is a bowl of water and something to burn."

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The only way to get out of the Liberal party of Canada is to report that one of the higher ups bit you.

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@annaadelg Making your dreams come true :D

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The kid wants to see Flameheart?
I bring her to the top deck and we scan the skies. There are more skulls than there should be hanging out in the clouds.
None of them are Flameheart.

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The only way to tell if they're synthetic humans is to punch em real hard in the kidney.
It's like an off switch.
Tell the other colonies

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The claw machine prizes are exclusively tiny plastic representations of the letters X, V, T and small pink Pikachu squish toys.

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Meat Factory brand meats
"It's not from the farm! It's factory fresh!"
Eff ay see tee oh arr ee!
Meat Factory!

*possibly vegan

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@B_TheSolution

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As the queen's favoured demon I'm spoiled: excessive food, extravagant worship and safe harbor from my realm of origin. In return, I whisper secrets into her ear. Plots against the Queen quickly diminished after my arrival.

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The airport maze contains a washing machine and no dryer.

It feels like the start of a good idea.

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Mediated the blood war between some devils and vampires to great success! The leaders are on such good terms that they've decided to collaborate on a grimoire.

#bloodwarMediator #freelanceScribe
#bloodwarLetstalk