Naomi Lemur 🧶

Can't sing, can't dance, can sew a bit. Drinker, knitter, theatre bod. Not an actual lemur. Ops Director and general Doer of Things at @SARDJV. Views my own!

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

@SARDJV @HSJ_Awards @OxleasNHS Lookit you all! Keeping everything crossed. I think it's rude that it's not being televised tbh

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

@Barkeronthebox Mashed swede x

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

@howlieT "The work larp" is a phrase you don't get to hear enough, IMO

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

@A_MGregory @howlieT I'm so glad you answered that and saved me a morning of googling this crazy plant with leaves like a petunia but the face of a goth. Cerinthe is now going on my garden wish list!

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

"Do you like Tina Turner, Ted" is the little Pavlovian response that runs through my head every time I hear her name.

[TheFastShow @TheFastShow1]

Remembering the late, great Tina Turner.

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

@howlieT AND he did a mural at my primary school. Which of course they have since painted over. It was really good, too. I've only just remembered that (hidden behind all those song lyrics, presumably).

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

@howlieT I know all the words to The Court of King Caractacus and it's just wasted space in my head now.

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

"Siri, sum up Eurovision in one image" #Eurovision2023

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

@bugsandfishes Or, for quickness, 'Corry B' (thanks I hate it).

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

@danny_robins Absolutely loved this episode, regardless of whether it was the one you intended. That infrasound theory is the kind of delicious nerdery that sets #uncanny apart! Bravo.

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

"I just don't know what it's going to look like": John worrying about flatbread presentation, five minutes after being wowed by a cake that looked like something my cat would sick up after being at the tinsel. #MasterChef

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

@Whatleydude I mean it's a great film but it's on Netflix now and everything.

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

@AlexWattsEsq This is exactly how I approach cryptic clues, to be fair.

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

@VodafoneUK Thanks! Have messaged.

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

Hey @VodafoneUK, any idea when phone reception might be back up in ME13? Think there's an issue with local mast but nothing showing on network checker so unable to get an idea of exactly what's up. Been down for 5 days now.

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

@SocialistHB Trade Union membership information is special category data under GDPR and needs to be handled with extra care. Pretty sure this does not come under a legitimate use! Definitely report to the ICO.

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

@howlieT @sewingbee This is possibly the greatest photo ever taken!

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

I would genuinely move house, or job, depending on which I liked most.

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

@EwaSR Holy SHIT. First Cocaine Bear and now this, they have a direct line to my brain

[Naomi Lemur 🧶 @LadyLemur]

Bad 'live chat' is worse than none, such an own goal. Explains why people are surprised when @SARDJV support team in Crystal Palace ping up on chat with the autonomy to solve problems there and then, not a yes/no script that sends you to another dept. Shouldn't be so unusual.

[Madeline Grant @Madz_Grant]

Catch-22 with @wizzair. Big fine if I don’t check in pre-flight. However I can’t do that because it says I’ve “overpaid by £8” and to contact customer service. The chatbot says speak to one of our live agents. Naturally, ”all our live agents are busy”. And the number doesn’t work