Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker

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[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

I’m a muse, tyrant, maker of legends & matchmaker.

A little dangerous.

After a taste of me, you’ll emerge a new creature. I inject more life & thrills.

Everyone I’ve met has been inspired.
I save people from soul-crushing existence.

See you soon🍸
https://t.co/YWsdJse3xs

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

@johngreenn For?

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

@SpongeBrainBob1

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

@ajrgd @williamsf1 @painharold

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

@fesshole Why is this happening to this person often? I'm concerned.

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

@C1de_Jam @doloyeung Definitely

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

😂

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi, ER Doc here.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but do NOT even think about it.

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

@DarkTechMonitor @NecktieSalvage Exactly... got to get that beauty sleep.

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

The least you can do is try...

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

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[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

@big_pedestrian @ogre_codes Dont let them put you down. I did what you did. Over 2k spent and I've a few vegetables, enough to feed 50 worms, 1 bunch of grapes and a few herbs.

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

If Rihanna releases new music and goes on tour, don’t ask questions ... just buy canned food and bury cash.
That’s not a comeback.
That’s a certified recession.

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

So Rihanna delayed her next album for a decade just to avoid being trapped in a car forced to do Carpool Karaoke with James Corden? I get it now.

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

@GrafficMedia @burnfrenchtoast Suddenly? After 2 hours of torture?

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

@chococinnabon @tonyahtopaz Agree its a 0 - 0 draw.

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

@phethers Try using teeth 🤭

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

@sugaplumcris Obviously.
He should know this already.

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

@GilbusRoy @MouseGoBurr She lives there when you're not there. She has a key.

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

@CharlyB834

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

Same.

[T @Tobincii]

I don’t like how countries don’t be stamping passports anymore 😒

[Lady Lucy - The Muse | The Matchmaker @LadyLul]

@Brainsurfing22 @ChillestDotCom @ellenjdasilva It's not that deep. It's called sarcasm.

But also someone else's kids are not my business. It's not mandatory to have kids. I'm perfectly happy with being selfish like that.