Mor†icia Addams

†he Dark Lady and sassy ruler of †he Addams Family. No† wha† you were expec†ing, be††er. Dea†h's pure bred child. // Parody, RP Accoun†. #OUaT 18+

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

The prologue to my autobiography:

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

What a peach, I'll plant him 6ft under in the back yard and see what comes up next spring. Hopefully nothing, but if so, the children can play whack-a-mole on Halloween.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Sam Asghari is reportedly threatening to release ‘extraordinarily embarrassing’ information about Britney Spears if prenup is not renegotiated.

[Alfie Ordinary @AlfieOrdinary]

100 ReTweets and I'll remix @misterjoeblack screaming "Camp Old Bitch!" 🔊

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

*simping for my wife*

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

@clmdwnbeyonce @indica_pgh What? That is none of our, or anyone else's business what or why SC was visited.
Just appreciate the photo and the dog.

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

*imagining @MaleficentOUaT in this*

Darling... please.

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

Because sometimes it is true 🧙🏼‍♀️

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

@MaleficentOUaT *still panting to catch her breath*
You make an offer I cannot refuse,

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

ROLL CALL
Raise of hands, who's still here?

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

The bitch is back 🖤

[Jen Richards @SmartAssJen]

I can never labor under the delusion I’m unique because every morning I walk my small dog and see nothing but other middle aged white women walking their small dogs and honestly we’re all pretty interchangeable.

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

Think they can just replace me like that? They've got another thing coming. I appreciate the effort.

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

@The_Blind_Witch

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

The prologue to my autobiography:

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

Let the girl marry a Queen.

#ApprovalStamp

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

RT 😘
Just do it.

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

How is it still January and the mall is already filled with Valentine's gifts?
Is this a joke?

Ha---

No?

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

They grow up so fast ❤

https://t.co/bTnrBj6U0U

[Satan @s8n]

Suicide is never the answer. You gotta outlive your enemies.

[Mor†icia Addams @LadyMAddams]

Elf on a shelf?

How about hooker on a cooker.

Now that's something I would fund.