Emily Vance

certified sexy canoodler
uncertified sentence doodler

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

Good morningggg from my little patch of sunshine 🌞

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

happy hump day you absolute freaks

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

@daonlylena A diabolical whore

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

@Thebiglade A soggy blueberry :(

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

@Lolaschanne Calm, but I know the memory of me haunts them. Diabolical combo imo

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

@Timah77727 Real manipulators keep notes 📝

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

@6ixpretty Preferably never imo

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

in the world of exponential AI growth - booking an experience with a real, tangible, flesh and blood woman is a revolutionary act. Come join the resistance 👊 FSSW is a protest movement, I said what I said 💅

[isla de luca @isladeluca]

I hang out with whores because it’s what Jesus did

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

@ClintBond I’m not acting up to my full tiddy potential actually

[𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐘 @X_Bill_Gl]

One thing I’m learning as a sex therapist in training is that your BDSM personality will expose your real relationship needs.

Being a brat, a sub, a rope bunny, prey, a switch, a masochist it’s not “just kinky.” It’s your attachment style with the lights dimmed.

Brats want someone who can match them.
Subs need consistent leadership, not control.
Rope bunnies crave safety and structure.
Prey needs clear pursuit.
Switches need flexibility.
Masochists want intensity and presence. 1/2

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

@IkennaO351 my hope for humanity

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

just feeling ethereal today 🧚

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

https://t.co/lDOv0zluhk

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

If you want to take a little peek into some of the things we see in sex work… I’m writing up some highlights on Substack. Link below.

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

would obviously prefer some more lively company in this bed… 🙄 #gfe #nsfw #sydney

[Emily Vance @LadyMargarine]

Starting the timeline with boobies is always a good idea
#nsfw #sydney #gfe