Crystal Cun

Afishcianado at @fultonfishmarket. Cowbeller-in-chief at @prospectparktc. Good food agtivist, bread whisperer, developing world traveler.

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

@CMShahanaHanif @ConEdison Not charging us for electricity we can’t get, great. What we need is to not charge us for WATER. All my faucets and shower head are dripping to try to prevent burst pipes.

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

Listened to the latest @Radiolab podcast, decided warnings be damned, I was going to go click on The Ugly Truth. Clicked and now feeling both smarter and dumber.

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

@JumpingTraci @OmriAb We went to Benedict twice! Otherwise, I think Tel Aviv's best feature is how accessible/integrated the beach is. We were impressed/surprised that the food at Le Mar was really good, and we could sit on the beach/go dancing at sunset!

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

@JumpingTraci @OmriAb You should get a malawach at Carmel Market! You should definitely skip Dr. Shakshuka!

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

Doing my annual donation to @cornellchimes ($25 in 2008 inflation adjusted dollars).

2020: $29.51
2021: $30.98
2022: $33.64

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

@Aintaer Dope.

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/ap5IJDMP0w

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

@ConeyIslandFun Do you know when the summer Fri night fireworks will be starting?

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

Heirloom tomatoes + ricotta + tart shell = BOOM #peaksummer https://t.co/WXPYHk8qGw

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

After @Clear agent tells me I'm rude, he starts yelling that I told him to shut up. I never said that. He repeats it, then another Clear agent comes over, so I have TWO in my face. Why are we allowing private companies to play security in our public airports? @EWRairport @united

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

3pm @EWRairport, chose the line next to @Clear. HUGE error. They cut the line to @TSA, not even taking turns w/reg line. Watched 12 people jump ahead of me. Told the Clear agent I've been waiting, he yells that I'M rude bc these ppl paid. Safer faster entry, only for the rich. 😠

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

Just dumped $600+ on @HamiltonMusical tickets...it feels great to throw away gobs of money at NYC things again!

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

My new superpower is booking vaccine appointments, turns out it brings way more joy and relief to people's lives than invisible cloaks or incredible strength.

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

@Aintaer Oh god.

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

"Are you feeling broke or are you actually broke? How many times have they turned your water off?" This is a really great article on what it's like to be truly poor: https://t.co/JrwMfz3hbV

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

After hearing about it on @how2saveaplanet, I just installed the @Ecosia plugin so that I'm helping plant trees with every search and giving a little less info to Google: https://t.co/r1BXhDBaq7

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

Bought a flight to CUN, my eponymous life is complete now. Also just bought the carbon offset for it/helped prevent deforestation in Tanzania.

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

Just ordered my 3rd 50-lb bag of flour this year. #2020 #chairmanbao

[Crystal Cun @LadyParmalade]

@Aintaer Only in Japan. 💯