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screaming into the void

[salty fry @LadyPine]

Fired up the twitter just to find out if @crissles and @KidFury saw this list of actors Jonathan Majors thanked for privately supporting him https://t.co/oJGBMW7NPu

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@HildaEstevezWX @News12NJ @News12Weather FYI Tewksbury is an entirely different town in Hunterdon County that’s about 10 miles away from Gladstone.

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@samsanders You better get that poo smearing rat outta your house! https://t.co/RgRv0lKKhn

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Hey @getquip I’m curious why the floss that I just ordered is made is of a chemical that the EPA limits to less than 1 part per million in drinking water?

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There’s the moon cycles and then there is the @NewYorker who’s frequent tweets about “not being on this site very often” are preceded by them having live tweeted Logan Roy’s death and 3 other current events since Sunday 😏

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you volunteer somewhere and you like to offer suggestions on how things could improve know that every single person who works there finds you deeply annoying

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Hoping this makes it easier for you to depart with your Roomba @kateberlant https://t.co/akT64ejht5

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I don’t know who is in charge of decisions at @Showtime but when I say I ordered your service expressly for the purpose of watching Ziwe, Let the Right One In and Yellowjackets… thanks for making my decision to cancel so easy!

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@tannenbaumr @EmilyYoffe @TheFP @EmilyYoffe is so concerned for the children that she ignored the child she was writing an article about when she asked Emily not to.

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@MissRogersHood @crissles OMFG I absolutely thought this was a hilarious read but no dumbass Jonathan Majors actually hired Jen Shah’s lawyer 🚬💀😂

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This tweet being a great example.

[Ever Carradine @EverCarradine]

Forgive me if we’ve covered this already, but why is my twitter feed people I don’t follow?

[salty fry @LadyPine]

@chescaleigh @MalyndaHale I wish there was more of a discussion about the privilege inherent in all these gross brags compared to the effort and $ that goes towards convincing black women (and society) that they are dirty just to sell them harmful products. https://t.co/7DCZvToFAd

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It’s Daddy Newman to you. #VictorNewman

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No I haven’t. Because you sent my order to the wrong address and are now refusing to refund me for it.

[woolroom @TheWoolRoom]

Have you tried a Woolroom pillow?...
https://t.co/8gbzCV6FT6

[salty fry @LadyPine]

@TheWoolRoom No I haven’t. You sent the one I ordered to the wrong address and are now refusing to refund me for it.

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Firing up the twitter because I need to find out if @kateberlant and @jacquelinenovak have tried the TheraFace Pro face massager https://t.co/NDhPm5Z0Bw

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Well I guess that make out with Oliver Saunders wasn’t a one off #PumpRules

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@AkilahObviously It’s a Cooper’s Hawk. The grey color that darkens at the tail with the rust coloring underneath is a dead giveaway Too big to be a Peregrine. https://t.co/PQPZiz3136

[salty fry @LadyPine]

@WhatUpJT_ The crossover of @KidFury and @crissles dreams 💫