Literally only here for baseball now

Hey I'm Sarah! | 🐾🐘 | she/her | 27 | occ. NSFW | my fandom list is incomprehensibly long | will fight u for a bag of Welch's fruit snacks | vent @No_Ice_Here

[Literally only here for baseball now @LadyResPUNzel]

LIGHTNING MCQUEEN CROCS ARE SOLD OUT THAT'S IT. VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY STARTS T O D A Y

[MangoPup @TheMangoPup]

I fear he just invited the craziest way to find very specific reference images for artists

[Computer ♥ Records @ComputerLove_]

Bob Ross and Peapod the Pocket squirrel (1984)

[Rude and African Void 🇬🇭🇮🇹 @Voidsspace]

The only reason it took so long for this is because everyone kept treating it as the "you-cannot-have-kids-disease", instead of acknowledging that the condition was wrecking havoc in the entire body, and infertility was just a symptom

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

The last time the Japanese were exposed to this level of American culture they made baseball their national sport and now we have Shohei.

One can only assume that in 50 years some of the best bull riders and bbq pit masters in the world will be Japanese.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

artist

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Nick Carlson @CarlsonPress]

In a world saturated with AI, this is like a welcome cry of relief

[Tuno 🌵🏜️⭐️ @actuno_cato]

South Korea and Mexico if they were a doom furry yaoi after this game 💔🖤

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

happy 10th birthday to "milkshake duck"

[°⊱☾⊰° @torivandelle]

thinking about the chicago rat hole

[patriotsdotwin “Cyber-Criminal” @Shifu_Snake]

@TSA Euros at the airport, after spending a couple weeks in the USA

[Literally only here for baseball now @LadyResPUNzel]

@tiffvnyb @dumbcherie @LadyIvorySiren Still no reply from her :/ might have to try the email once more

[find me on 🦋 @itscosmiccoldbrew @cosmiccoldbrew]

@palaceofglitter @meownikaa i have emailed and asked on Twitter multiple times for a refund for my order from october 2024 and have heard nothing back from you. this is ridiculous. please just refund me already.

[savannah @catluvr2008]

me for over a decade: dan and phil are dating and I’m 100% convinced of this

dan and phil, today, when it couldn’t be more obvious (and thats on their own accord): hiiii we’re dating btw

me: Omg this is fucking crazy

[noël ⋆｡°✩ @dilfoy]

tumblr is the only verified account allowed to say this per their historical involvement

[rain 11 DAYS UNTIL CLIFF BOOTH @yeorkle]

16 years and no ring…. dump his ass

[Joey @mvpeteplshomer]

I don’t think a soul would be upset to see the Mariners win it all this year