Mrs. Lady Rico

Self proclaimed hero. Professional in methods of destruction. #WWKHD?

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

I did a spending crime of passion yesterday and now the clarity set in that I’ve spent $440 before it even hit the weekend… #noregretstho

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

I did nothing today. I wiggled all day.

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

@al_dente33 This is a stolen line

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

Nothing like that your package has been delivered feeling

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

Does anyone rich want to get married?

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

Today I was so bored that I journaled

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

Love how Snapchat does that thing now where it notifies you if you start a streak because now I can get faded and then six hours later see that I’ve still been faded💗

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

I’m at that point of my Sunday

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

A belt to me still feels like a bodysuit because you have an extra hoop to jump through before you can pee

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

I crashed so hard today at 1 PM. I have not been able to form a single sentence in one go since. Just said ‘okay’ to someone instead of ‘hi’ and now I have to go kms

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

I’ve had four good days in a row now …

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

These days I dance a lot by myself and talk to myself plenty

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

I should have known I was doomed from the start since Kesha was my idol growing up

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

I think my velo habit is more a comfort than an addiction

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

This thing def does not ride well

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

The only thing worse than being homeless is being hoeless 😔😔😔

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

What’s it called when you constantly fall for internet and marketing scams that you know are likely scams but the wonder in your heart likes to take a shot on them anyways

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

Crazy Saturday night drafting out texts I’ll probably never send

[Mrs. Lady Rico @LadyRico679]

Just made a deal with the devil (me)