Sarah Bird

Single Mum, still living in the 80's/90's. Imbiber of coffee, cute animal and baby squisher by trade.

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

What a fabulous end to a brilliant holiday. Love you girls #spankholidaymonkey #bankholiday… https://t.co/beYkaLFHEM

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

#lipsyncingqueen #kneejaw #needyourloveandaffection #sillygirl #bankholidaymonday #lipsynch… https://t.co/ejQq6WPVLr

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

@ashsf79 ahhhhh that was my https://t.co/iUXld8NNrQ wasn't it? Xx

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

@ashsf79 🖕🏻😂

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

@ashsf79 keep it....never get to use it anyway!

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

@ashsf79 *sarah goes offline*

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

@ashsf79 yeah.....sure....😳

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

@ashsf79 *goes online to check next flight*

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

@ashsf79 she's all about the cocktails....#dirtymartini

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

@ashsf79 or.....ill send her over alone and you can show her the sights while I stay here....😂😂

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

@ashsf79 I hate you a bit right now.....🙈

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

Xfactor quote from Nicole "without my parents I'd be nothing" no shit love, you'd be a wank stain...oh...hang on 😁🙈

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

😂😂 #23hoursurveillance #whensthefreehour #security #keepingyousafe #bigbrotheriswatching #funnyshit https://t.co/yrHa15Xlbj

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

Seriously tho...Close your fucking eyes....it's bedtime....shhhhhhh #toddlerlife #GiveMeStrength #gothefucktosleep

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

All kinds of crazy here today 🙈 #sleepdeprived #weirdwednesdays #workgoals #winning @mr_mooch

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

Ugh starting the day at 4am is not the one! 😫💩#tired #totiredtofunction #toddlerlife… https://t.co/DGZRIDkY8H

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

Pantiles being planted up in the Sunshine ☀️🌸 #summerready #sunnytunny #pantiles #flowers https://t.co/8Wy5fRz8nv

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

@SF_DaveB good thanks! How are you? Xx

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

New Farm Shop coming @ThePantiles! A very warm welcome to @Chegworthvalley #freshproduce

[Sarah Bird @LadySarahBird]

#prince #rip #diamondsandpearls #purplerain https://t.co/bvtXUvT60D