Lady Showerhead

Lady of the Cotswold New Town of Chesterton near the suburb of Cirencester. Are you famous? Oh and I hate political correctness!

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@_Paddy_White_ am I too late to join your fitness party? @LordShowerhead said I needed 'some work' -pop up to the House and we'll have a G&T

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@CrispinMount @CouncilTaxpayer Oh darlings don't bring the flying postcard stand up again! #Cirencester #secret

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The only legacy I'm interest in is 10
Generations of financial security when this goes through http://t.co/VLG0wEohFn

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@CouncilTaxpayer @CrispinMount Darlings don't be nasty. I'm from humble stock myself but I prefer not to talk about it - because I'm a LADEY

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Darlings I love to see you have fun but I can hear your working class whoops at The House. #Cirencester #mop It really won't do at all....

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#Cirencester please be kind about my first attempt at creative writing. It's such fun writing about oneself in the third person !!

[Lady Showerhead @LadyShowerhead]

Here's my first go #fiction http://t.co/tWMqp6sRnm

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Darlings! Sorry it's been so quiet but I've been beavering away on my Creative Writing course in Swindon. Aren't people of #Swindon funny!

[Lady Showerhead @LadyShowerhead]

@BBCRadio2 @achrisevans @LordShowerhead we need this story buried NOW. #robertworsley you're ruining my plans! #Cirencester #chesterton

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Did you miss @achrisevans talking to Robert Worsley about rejecting £275m for his farm. Don't worry - it's here http://t.co/lE6FZJdyaO #Hero

[Lady Showerhead @LadyShowerhead]

@brit_battleaxe Darling were SO with you on this #ukip #cirencester but looks like those helpful #LibDems will do well here. Peasant revolt!

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@JasonIJSmith Oh darling come to Mother for a cuddle....

[Crispin Mount @CrispinMount]

@LadyShowerhead Every man has his price...

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@CrispinMount ... let's wipe the slate clean. I'm sure you'd love to live in a new house off 'Crispin Way' Chesterton. I can make it happen!

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Darling @CrispinMount I'm sending you this private message to invite you to luncheon. I know we've not seen eye to eye in the past but....

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@CrispinMount Darling Please stop digging this story up you put hubby in such an awful mood. He can't help help it. It's The Trustees...

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“@geeoharee: Ooh, the Chesterton expansion made Private Eye! ht @ladyshowerhead” KEEP QUIET darling please!

[Lady Showerhead @LadyShowerhead]

Blasted @PrivateEyeNews Hubby is going to be in a foul mood for days. At least we'll be very very rich #cirencester

[Lib Dem Comms @LibDemComms]

Former Cotswold Conservative party member Oliver Cooper jumps ship to Liberal Democrats http://t.co/2C6yHTnTi4

[Lady Showerhead @LadyShowerhead]

Not sure what to buy @LordShowerhead for Xmas. What does one buy a man that's about to become £1,000,000,000 richer? Ha! Nice problem he he!