Samantha Troisi

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[Polymarket Money @PolymarketMoney]

BREAKING: China's AI stock bubble bursts, wiping out $480 billion in market value as its tech-heavy STAR50 index plunges 40% in under 4 months.

[Samantha Troisi @LadySlomko]

@unusual_whales Here is the cause… it’s greed.
*pretends to be shocked*

[Samantha Troisi @LadySlomko]

@greatironchris @LeadingReport The amount of copium here is insane lol
Why are failing for believing empty promises again?
It’s either boomers or bots at this point.

[Samantha Troisi @LadySlomko]

@Sinclair855 @unusual_whales Deadass none of this matters. You need your SSC to get a state issued ID. The government already knows who you are by your SSN. Thats how it’s all connected. Go die on your hill. 🤨

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Trump has just preemptively filed a lawsuit seeking to block certification of Alaska's US Senate election if the Republican incumbent Sen. Dan Sullivan loses.

It’s happening folks! Trump is once again trying to overturn the results of an election before it even takes place.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

WE told you Trump would try to rig the election. Well, now there is evidence that it is actually happening. They have had plenty of time to reprogram voter machines & fuck w/ the democratic process. Look into the code of the machines/ballot readers. GET A RECEIPT FOR YOUR VOTE

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Economic analysis shows that the Trump admin claimed they added 1,200,000 new jobs to the economy in 2025.

They later corrected this number down to only 116,000 jobs, a 90% drop from their initial number.

[Samantha Troisi @LadySlomko]

@LeadingReport And those states should stop giving the Fed gov taxes. The Fed will go broke immediately.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Airbnb announces new rules banning hosts from requiring guests to wash dishes, do laundry, strip beds, or take out garbage before checkout.

[Samantha Troisi @LadySlomko]

@DawnMarieMauro @ICANTOO97 @LeadingReport It’s misleading to suggest that a president’s veto solves anything.
Presidential vetos can be overruled by 2/3 majority in Congress.
Tbh if Trump vetos any bill that already had 2/3 majority… Congress would start thinking about removing him.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Anthropic recorded a staggering $80,000,000,000.00 net loss in the first half of 2026.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

An absolutely brutal supercut for Trump.

On February 1, 2023: "If I were president, I'd be able to negotiate an end to this horrible and rapidly escalating war in 24 hours"

Today: "I think it's time for somebody else to negotiate on behalf of Ukraine"

[Samantha Troisi @LadySlomko]

@PopCrave I mean I would troll my daughter like this.
Not my mom tho, she didn’t know how to eye liner to remind that I looked wild.

[Samantha Troisi @LadySlomko]

@king_ofdior @electionsjoe Amex gold is 325 now and people are falling for it lol
I have been sucked into convos where people are basically paying for a coupon book and think they are “winning”.

[Samantha Troisi @LadySlomko]

@TheInsiderPaper Reinstalled where? Lol
Are they deciding who is God’s next victim?

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

10 years ago today:

Hillary Clinton to Trump: “That’s because he’d [Putin] rather have a puppet as president of the United States.”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Anyone else just TIRED? Not suicidal but just TIRED of everything, people, this economy - this world?

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Grindr already exists