Jessica Swenson

mountain-souled feminist fangirl with a love of strange words. angry about the difference between cooking and baking. angry about a lot of things, actually.

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

do u know what i never do? use twitter lol

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

to the people asking who runs this account: i am an egg. i don't understand your human problems.

and sadly,

i never will.

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

@abc4utah hey, how long does it take you guys to put new segments up on your website? I want the link to your piece on #affirmation!

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

Wait. @slcomiccon does your LGBTQ panel tomorrow really only have men on it?? I'm gonna be so pissed if that's the case.

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

I don't know how to twitter?? someone help me plz #hashtagsareathing?? #whatdoitweetabout #how #why

[USGA at BYU @usgabyu]

All young ppl regardless of sexual orientation/identity deserve a safe and supportive environment in which to achieve their full potential

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

I'm bad at Twitter but hey everyone should follow @byuusga. Yeah.

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

Sherlock at it's best is so clever and propulsive, but it's hard to ignore entire lines that could be replaced by shouting NO HOMO

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

.@kickyfeats His show, Sherlock, has two jokes where the punchline is being gay in the first 30 minutes of season 3.

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

Facebook is down?? But all my friends are on Facebook!!! #facebookdown

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

going through my phone and found this photo of sarakurki from our #hoglezoo trip. I considered waiting… http://t.co/l72DcPqlLf

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

I feel like I should use twitter more than I do??

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

blurry floppy hat selfie http://t.co/VQKWZEXzUy

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

“@NightValeRadio: Night Vale live shows are coming to US & Canada cities this July: https://t.co/Wo8hHWc17n” AHHH SLC AHHHHH

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

Hey, @PlanetofFinks & @happierman, tickets for the @NightValeRadio summer 2014 shows go on sale at noon on the 16th--what time zone is that?

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

@NightValeRadio is doing a live show in #SLC this summer!! Totally going to go with @dudeiamironman. Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

popcorn popping ❤️ #nofilter #spring http://t.co/LkQloNj0b1

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

sometimes Provo weather does a good http://t.co/zDl9Mp1xSI

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

springtime <3 http://t.co/Ry41YxtHsu

[Jessica Swenson @LadySwensy]

I think it's really funny that this account only becomes active around #LDSConference